For Brockie

My iPod shuffle reminded me of this track. I think we could use it. Here are the lyrics 

Stop the rock, stop the rock 
Stop the rock, stop the rock 
Stop the rock, can't stop the rock 
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
Stop the rock, can't stop the rock
You can's stop the rock, can't stop the rock (repeated) 

Shake that paranoia, can't stop the rock! (repeated)
Come move me move me 
Dancing like Madonna, into the groovy

Stop the rock, can't stop the rock 
You can't stop the rock, can't stop the rock 

Let's get down and dirty baby 
Come get down and dirty babe 

Down and dirty baby 

Shape the rock like Henry Moore 
Aphrodite at the waterhole, come on!

Stop the rock, can't stop the rock
You can't stop the rock, can't stop the rock

And this limk to youtube for the melody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0

Stop the Brock has potential. 

I was made for loving you Brockie...

You were made for lovin' me...

Also, this song reminds me of FIFA 2000. Loved that game.

To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

There's only one... Jeremy Brockie

only one.. Jeremy Brockie

Walking along,

Singing a song

Walking in a Brockie wonderland

"Brockie, Brockie, Brockie ... Cocky!, Cocky!, Cocky!"

This is an easy chorus and a good tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjM9lr8nys

Sex and drugs and Brockie's goals

'He's not ... Jeremy Coney!

'He is ... Jeremy Brockie!

'Brockie! Brockie! Brockie!

'Cocky! Cocky! Cocky!

'Give us another one!

'Make it a better one!'

' I love Brockie's goals

'We love Brockie's goals...'

kiss- rock n roll all night

iiiiiiiiiiiiii want brockies goals all niiiiiiiiiiiight

and iffils every day.

He could'nt score in a brothel.

Thankfully he is scoring just fine on the football pitch. 

God gave Brockie's goals to you, gave Brockie's goals to you
Gave Brockie's goalsl to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave Brockie's goals to you, gave Brockie's goals to you
(He's) put it in the goals of everyone...

Well he is tied for the golden boot this season. So id say he is scoring fine. 

I wouldn't call a bar of golden boot leader, being easily pleased. Especially when you consider it is done while playing for a team at the bottom of the league.

I'm thinking you're just doing your usual troll thing, so hope you've have fun. 

 Quite what your posts have to do with a chant for Brockie I'm lost on Leggy. How about you find the Brockie player thread and start this discussion about how shit our only goal scorer is?

Otherwise this counts as a hi-jack and that's a banning.

Woops, apologies for getting sucked in to it. 

When he scores 2moro, I'm belting this one out.

If dad let's me

I love that you added "if dad let's me" and your forum name is marco rojas. Intentional gag? 

This one actually works better with first season legend, Vaughan Covney, but can also can work for Brockie at a push. A variation of the Wayne Rooney chant:

I saw my mate the other day

He said to me he saw the kiwi Pele

So I asked "Who is he?"

He goes by the name of Jeremy Brockie

Jeremy Brockie, Jeremy Brockie

He goes by the name of Jeremy Brockie

Wouldn't Brockie need to be a Kiwi Legend though?