Founder
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Big John
Big John
Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.
Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John
Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, kind of quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said hi to Big John.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans,
Where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen.
And a crash and a blow from a huge right hand,
sent a Louisiana fella to the promise land.
Big John
Big John
Big bad John
Big John
Then came the day at the bottom of the mine,
when a timber cracked and men started crying.
Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought they had breathed their last
cept' John.
Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell,
walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well.
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John
Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John
And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty shove.
Then a minor yelled out, 'theres a light up above!'.
And 20 men scrambled from a 'would be' grave
now theres only one left down there to save, Big John.
With jacks and timbers, they started back down,
then came that rumble way down in the ground.
And as smoke and gas smelched out of that mine,
everybody knew it was the end of the line, for Big John.
Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John
Now they never re-opened that worthless pit,
they just placed a marble stand in front of it.
These few words are written on that stand,
'At the bottom of this mine, lies one Hell of a man, Big John'
Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John.
You'll never get arouund Jon Mckai-ai-ain
If you get around McKai-ain
You'll never get arouund McKain agai-ain
If you go round Jon McKai-ai-n
You, might, ne-ver, walk a-gain.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
We brought him from Romania
You're gonna go down, down on the ground
He don't lie, He don't lie, He don't lie
If you got Hard News, you wanna kick them blues
He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie
If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on
He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
Whatever you want, Ill give it to you.
Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.
Remember: after the fire, after all the rain,
There will be McKain.
There will be McKain.
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
Founder
I can see, hearts carved on a tree, letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that was fine.
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
number 1 is jon mckain
number 2 is jon mckain
number 3 is jon mckain
number 4 is jon mckain
we all dream of a team of jon mckains...
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number 5 is jon mckain
number 6 is jon mckain
number 7 is jon mckain
number 8 is jon mckain
we all dream of a team of jon mckains...
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we all dream of a team of jon mckains...
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number 9 is jon mckain
number 10 is jon mckain
number 11 is jon mckain
and on the bench is jon mckain!
we all dream of a team of jon mckains...
a team of jon mckains...
a team of jon mckains...
we all dream of a team of jon mckains...
a team of jon mckains...
a team of jon mckains...
(... and he plays in a yellow stadium...
a yellow stadium...
a yellow stadium...)
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
