Mark Rudan

Let's get the creative juices flowing for our new overlord and saviour!

A Message to you Rudy

Something to the tune of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport' maybe?

If we're going to use his name in chants, might be worth deciding if he's Roo-darn, or Roo-din. Just saying... :)

Whoever posted this is the Mark Rudan thread won.

mark rudan he's coming for you 

Roo are you?

To the tune of ‘Since U Been Gone’ by Kelly Clarkson

Since Mark Rudan,

We believe for the first time,

We’re done coming 9th, yeah yeah,

Thanks to him, now we’ll get what we want,

Since Mark Rudan

We've been scrolling the CV's

Got the king himself from Sydney

We got Ruds, We got Ruds

We've been down the bottom of the league

Appointed that bloke off the TV

We got Ruds, We got Ruds

We've looked for class in every Manager

Kalezic left us in anger

But we found Ruds, But we found Ruds

We've been scrolling the CV's

Got the king himself from Sydney

We got Ruds, We got Ruds (x2)

La La La La (break) La la la la but we found Ruds

(needs working on, just an idea)

dis good

Rudan, a message to you Rudan
A message to you Rudan
A message to you Rudan
Doo da doo da doo dooo
Doo da doo da doo dooo
Stopped the messing around
Gave the Phoenix a future
The Fever loves you now
Oh Mark Rudan
Rudan, a message to you Rudan
A message to you Rudan
A message to you Rudan

[chorus]
I know you lie
('cause) your lips are moving

tell me
do you think I'm dumb?

I'm not so young
Fudge you Mark Rudan
talking round in circles with your tongue

I gave you faith
You gave me sweet talk
saying (how ) I'm your number one

[loop]


[bridge]
Your lips are moving
Your lips are moving
Your lips are moving
And you lie, lie, lie baby

Does your Mrs does your Mrs

Does your Mrs no your here

Does your Mrs no your here

So Fudge you Marky Rudan,

You dirty fudgeing Judas

You cheat on your club

You cheat on your wife

https://youtu.be/w8WnH4aL1uY

I don't think any chants about sleeping around will be a good idea while Long Pins is our captain

Well this thread took a sudden turn after post 11. 

I don't feel their transgressions are remotely comparable tbh, not sure Long Pins did anything actually wrong, other than act like a rich single man.

Having said that, I preferred Marinovic as captain to Taylor because of that. You might have a point.

let’s keep it simple so everyone can join in. 

Fudge You Rudan

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Fudge you Rudan

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Also someone mentioned Phoenix B team which I liked. 

Is Durante going to get any love?

First verse (optional):

Thanks for the times that you've given us
The memories are all in our minds
And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow
There's something we must say out loud!

Chorus:

You're once [Kurto], twice [Burgess]
Three times a Judas
[You took Dura too.]

Yes, you're once [Kurto], twice [Burgess]
Three times a Judas
[Yes you took Dura too.]