New chant ideas 18/19

So new season is like 9 days away, haven't seen many ideas for new chants for the season! What we got team? 

We brought the lad from Newcastle 
Taylor, Taylor
He’s always up for a battle 
Taylor, Taylor
The rock in our defensive wall 
He'll win the ball, you will not score 
Steven Taylor
Phoenix numberrrrrrr
lalalalalalala 

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na 
David Williams 
Williams
David Williams

Filip! Filip, Filip! Filip, Filip! Filip, Filip Kur-to

Nathan Burns, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Nathan Burns, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Nathan Burns, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Nathan Burns!

Honestly this chant is what's made me look forward to the new season the most 

No.

oh Mandi

Well you came and you made some great tackling
don’t get carried away

oh Mandi
you’ll get sent if their strikers start faking

And we need you today

oh Mandi

This has to be the easiest ever chant ready made for a player!

Filip Kur-to 

He'll reach for the sky

No back-pass too weak

No cross is too high

.

Filip Kur-to

Won't give up the fight

He'll punch when he wants 

And he'll do it tonight...

The whole team?

If Bolt visits, someone could do something with Usain in the Membrane.

We would have to do the hand motions that go with it

Oh Mandi

Well you came and you played like a Turkey

So we sent you away

Oh Mandi

Can the Radio Stations bring back Barry Manilow's song and get it onto the top 20? Certainly help exposure for the player and club.

Since his name is pronounced more like "Mundi", how about "Friday on my mind"?

Tonight I'll spend my bread,

Tonight I'll lose my head,

Tonight - I've got to get tonight,

Mandi, I've got the Phoenix on my miiiiiiind

OR how about "Monday, Monday"?

Mandi, Mandi, so good to me
Mandi scoring, it was all I hoped it would be
But Mandi scoring, Mandi scoring couldn´t guarantee
That the Phoenix might win the league finally

Marky Mark's Yellow Army, anyone?

or just 

Mandi Mandi

Da da, dada da

(sung repeadly until we are bored)

Friday I'm in Love:

I don't care of Mandi's new

Taylor's great, and Kurto too

Ljujic I don't care about you

It's Krishna, I'm in love

Give it to Way, give it to Way, give it to Way, now.

Was watching the LAFC game and noticed this banger.

Jump for Wellington Phoenix ole, ole

Jump for Wellington Phoenix ole, ole

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Then I found out that the tards have done something similar. >_<

If that DJ pipes up inside the halves next home game, how about 

Hang the DJ

or, and this might be better because it is easier to sign loudly

No more DJs anymore, no more DJs anymore (tune = the chorus from this old gem)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2np37JNEg

This music in breaks is absolutely horrendous and I am very proud of the zone letting him know yesterday.

Burns, Nathan Burns

[Phoenix inferno]

Burns, Nathan Burns

Blank

We've been scrolling the CV's

Got the king himself from Sydney

We got Ruds, We got Ruds

We've been down the bottom of the league

Appointed that bloke off the TV

We got Ruds, We got Ruds

We've looked for class in every Manager

Kalezic left us in anger

But we found Ruds, But we found Ruds

We've been scrolling the CV's

Got the king himself from Sydney

We got Ruds, We got Ruds (x2)

La La La La (break) La la la la but we found Ruds

(needs working on, just an idea)

Today is gonna be the day Dura's gonna play it through to you

By now you should've somehow realized you're the Kiwi Cafu

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way we do about you now

And we love the balls into the box you're providing

The pace you run at down the wing is blinding

There are many things I would like to say to you

But I don't know how

Because Cacace

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all

You're our wonderboy

(room for improvement) 

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun

Feeling like a someone

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun

Feeling like a someone 

Could be....

I'll be supporting Ufuk underneath the hot sun

feeling like a someone

Supporting the Nix son undeneath the hot sun

feeling like a someone

I'll be supporting anyone underneath the hot sun

feeling like a someone

Supporting the Nix son undeneath the hot sun

feeling like a someone.....

There was a Pole who passed the ball and Kopczynski was his name-o

K-O-P-C-Z-Y-N-S-K-I

K-O-P-C-Z-Y-N-S-K-I

K-O-P-C-Z-Y-N-S-K-I

And Kopczynski was his name-o