New chant ideas: 2015 edition

There's no part of us that will be doing versions of fudgeing Aqua

Actually I think this would work better for Sarpong...

Super, super Jeff,

Super, super Jeff,

Super, super Jeff,

Super Jeffrey Sarpong...

I rest my case

Ummm yet we do 1D!

Can someone please update the official chants for 2015/16?
Especially the 1D one!
I would love to sing along with my mates at away matches.

Please update *with more of the official chants for 2015/16.

FFA are Cods. * repeat for 90 mins

For the FFA, Finger up.

Due to recent developments; I think the chorus for this wee number could be adjusted to reflect the current situation

(hint: swap 'KKK' for 'FFA')

Just an idea ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0zeMbLOCY

I love Ernie Merrick

Ernie Merrick loves me

I love Ernie Merrick

Ernie Merrick loves me

Altogether now...

What do we think of the FFA? Sh!t.

What do we think of sh!t? FFA.

"What do we think of the FFA? Sh!t.

What do we think of sh!t? FFA."

Thank you!

That's alright!

We hate Gallop, we hate Gallop!
We hate Lowy, we hate Lowy!
We hate Sutherland, we hate Sutherland!
We hate __________, we hate ___________.

Now this could happen!

we could do: 'FFA IN THE EAST, FFA IN THE WEST, FFA UP NORTH, FFA DOWN SOUTH, FFA, FFA! RUMORS OF OUR CONTRACT AND UNTIL THAT DAY, THE FFA COMMITTEE WILL NOT KNOW PEACE! (and then repeat the chorus)

OK, this one is common, the "one team in Sydney" chant to guantanamera. Except of course...

10 teams in Sydney,
they just want 10 teams in Sydney,
10 teams in Syd-ney
They just want 10 teams in Sydney.

Hell, I think even the other supporter groups would sing this. Sydney FC would be furious right now too.

https://youtu.be/Js0rKmv-0Iw

The FFA took my baby away is great chat. Good idea.

If the opposition has a player sent off, how about "I got one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya..."

We could do this but for Blake Powell:

'THERES ONLY OOONNNEEE BLAKE POWELL! HE USED TO BE SHITE BUT NOW HE'S ALRIGHT! HE'S SCORING GOOAALLS PLAYING WITH DEFENDER'S LIKE DOLLS! WALKING IN A POWELL WONDERLAND' (repeat)

'GOING ON UP TO THE SPIRIT SKY! IT'S WHERE IM GONNA GO WHEN I DIE! AND WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST! I'M GONNA GO ON THE PISS WITH ERNIE MERRICK! (repeat it 3x)

That's pretty good. I think dropping the just works better though.

You could do it similar to the Team of Vinnie Lia's and count upwards to 10.

They want 3 teams in Sydney...

They want 4 teams in Sydney...

etc.

(Just stop at 10. i.e. the whole league is fudgeing derbies)

We already use this chant but it's "Black and yellow stripes across my chest"

Alright, half stolen from /r/aleague, to R Kelly's Remix to ignition

Its the Remix to Ignition,

Wellington Phoenix edition,

Getting kicked out the league,

Because we come from New Zealand,

Gallop is a c***,

And now he won't front,

and own his decision because he know's he's fudged up.

GALLOP, WHERE-EVER YOU MAY BE

YOU FAIL AT MANAGING A PRO SPORTS LEAGUE

SO PISS OFF HOME, WHERE-EVER YOU MAY BE

AND THE SAME TO YOUR MATES IN SOUTH SYDNEY

4 more years

who gives a fudge

we're super Nix

and we're on the up

When I used to go to Leeds and they had a 15 point deduction they used to sing this.

Not sure if that last line will work Frankie - doesn't really scan well.

East Sydney, East Sydney, East Sydney

Four more years

Who gives a fudge

Gallop's a cod

And so is is his dad

I am guessing you will need to hear the chant to get the tune - the leeds version was "15 points, who gives a fudge. We're super Leeds and we're going up" so it does scan. Can't access yt at work but will have a look tonight.

We're sick of your shark

We're sick of your shark

Gallop you wanker / cod face / toss pot / fudgewit we're sick of your shark!

re-read it and I am still like

OH MY GOD! WE NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was posted by Scotiadh in another thread and has to be a go for the 13th surely.

 You are our sunshine, our only sunshine

You make us happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, nix, how much we love you
Please don't take our Phoenix away

FFA, FFA

PLEASE DONT TAKE OUR PHOENIX AWAY

"Squat on a licence, we only squat on a licence, squat on a licence, we only squat on a licence"

"I've got a song, it won't take long, our metrics are rubbish...."

Yellow Submarine tune - "Our whole club is a liability, a liability, a liability.."

I'll get my coat.

Don't kill the Nix

Wellington Phoenix

I just don't think you understand

Cos If you kill the Nix

Wellington Phoenix

You're gonna have a riot on your hands!

And then we stab David Gallop

With acknowledgement of RedGed and Roger Waters:

We don't need no off-field metrics
We don’t need no Fox control
No four year licence from the boardroom
Lowy leave the Nix alone
Hey! Lowy! Leave the Nix alone!
All in all you're just another prick on the board.
All in all you're just another prick on the board.