new chants

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The garbage chants form.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

sweet i see it ... garbage chants? haha

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

duno if its been stated already but this is a must, no offense to any female nix fans

- YOU WENT DOWN LIKE YOUR SISTER,

DOWN LIKE YOUR SISTER,

YOU WENT DOWN LIKE YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is gold, my favourite atm

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To be sung at the away fans.
Did you come on a li-lo, come on a li-lo, did you come on a li-lo.

sanday2007-09-06 09:18:16

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How about one for Paul Henry:

Who are ya!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Henry can`t ride a donkey, Henry can`t ride a donkey.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Paul Henry is a muppet

Nah Nah Nah Nah HEY

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just remember, these need to be chants not songs. Our crowd definitely isn't that advanced to run organised co-ordinated karaoke!

Normo's coming home

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

yeah thats a very good point. the 'o wellington' chant is probably the most advanced we could go!!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yes, a lot of people cant coordinate. But we still need a mix of chants and songs.

Can't be doing the basic "phoenix, phoenix" the whole game

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

HeySeus wrote:

For Tim Brown when he starts this week v the Jets at the Ring of Fire

(to the tune of Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M)

There's Tim Brown in the Ring
Tra la la la la
There's Tim Brown in the Ring
Tra la la la la la la la la
There's Tim Brown in the Ring
And he looks like a Phoenix in the sun (wind/rain/mist?)

That's the one for me buddy...priceless.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A general chant for any opposition, to the tune of the opening CSI jingle....

Who are ya?
Who Who?
Who Who?

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Generic chant for the Nix as a tribute to the Ramones.

The chorus is pretty simple:

"Hey ho!
Let's go!
Hey ho!
Let's go!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giL6CRrSyjQ
AllezLesJaunes2007-09-06 21:37:16

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"We hate Paul Henry, we do

We hate paul henry, we do

Ohhhh Paul henry we hate you!"

Followed closely by:

"Paul Henry is a w**ker" etc

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Who the fcuk is Paul Henry

And our love for Pippa goes on on on

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

(If) the opposition scores:

A few times we've been down that track
so it's not just gonna happen like that...

One for the cheerleaders?

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

BlueBoots wrote:

(If) the opposition scores:

A few times we've been down that track
so it's not just gonna happen like that...

One for the cheerleaders?

you want us all to finish the chant with "we aint no hollar back girls......."??????

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hence, one for the cheerleaders... But it would be funny.

Hollaback boys?
BlueBoots2007-09-07 11:52:05

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

to the 'tune' of "who let the dogs out"

when the aussies come out after halftime

"who let the crims out

who, who, who ,who , who"

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

tigers wrote:

to the 'tune' of "who let the dogs out"

when the aussies come out after halftime

"who let the crims out

who, who, who ,who , who"

teehee

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

tigers wrote:

to the 'tune' of "who let the dogs out"

when the aussies come out after halftime

"who let the crims out

who, who, who ,who , who"

teehee

Cosimo, we seem to share a similar sense of humour - i don't know whether it should be you or me that is more worried by that

tigers2007-09-08 20:59:18

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To Dodd:

Have you ever seen a salad, have ya f**k
Have you ever seen a salad, have ya f**k
Have you ever seen a salad, ever seen a salad
Have you ever seen a salad, have you f**k

Or

You fat bastard (repeated)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

.....

chocnut2007-09-16 17:44:13

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think he`s talking about Travis Dodd.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just thought of another chant

Sung to the tune of "We are the Champions" by Queen

We are the Phoenix my friends

and we'll keep on fighting till the end

For we are the Phoenix

We are the Phoenix

Of Wellington

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Queen ?

God no.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

chocnut wrote:

.....

Used by PL sides so what are you on with?

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To the tune of You Are My Sunshine:

"You are Felipe,
Our little Brazilian,
You make us happy when skies are grey
You'll never know dear, how much we love you
Please don't take Felipe away"

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sorry Wolfben was a bit slow then....

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No probs but Dodd has porked up since last season...can't not get the piss taken out of him.... the fat bastard :)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Mastermind wrote:

FE-LI-PE Lalalalala
FE-LI-PE Lalalalala
FE-LI-PE Lalalalala
FE-LI-PE Lalalalala

(From lyon junhno chant)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9VL-mt7uE4
They start about 40 seconds into the clip

THIS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

masey, it would be!!! Can we??

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac - has pulled the cat out of the bag again!

From the televised coverage after the Sydney game are you sure you have not consumed your cat?

Good work lad

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

dairyflat wrote:

masey, it would be!!!Ã¯Â¿Â½ Can we??

Yes we can! Grunty chant - and simple!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When you see the phoenix coming!

You better step aside

Coz a lot of teams didnt

And a lot of teams died

So watch out (whoever they are playing) reds

Or we'll eat you alive

Stolen from my college days, cant think of what to say next but could be quite a good one i feel

More stolen from college chants to come

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Im a phoenix, im a phoenix, im a PHHHOOOOOEEEEEENNNNNNIIXXXXX til i die

and id rather be a phoenix then a F#2$% REDS FAG!!

go the abusive chants

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

man2biron wrote:

Im a phoenix, im a phoenix, im a PHHHOOOOOEEEEEENNNNNNIIXXXXXÃ¯Â¿Â½ til i die

and id rather be a phoenix then a F#2$% REDS FAG!!

Ã¯Â¿Â½

go the abusive chants

Oh yeah - class

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

man2biron wrote:

Im a phoenix, im a phoenix, im a PHHHOOOOOEEEEEENNNNNNIIXXXXX til i die

and id rather be a phoenix then a F#2$% REDS FAG!!

go the abusive chants

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

McEvedy Shield chants are banned, I believe.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He's white

He's a git

There ain't no denyin' it

Paul Henryyyyyyyyy

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