Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Imagine if we had to ban everyone from Switzerland  associated with the Swiss military.

The are the all whites
Our only all whites
It makes me happy
To watch them play (I even pay!)
But they can't play here
Fiji can't stay here
Cos Winston took
their keeper away

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hot Dogs,
Sausage Rolls,
come on Phoenix
score some goals!
 
Pertinent for the stewards.
 
And 50% of those with their shirts off.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bullfrog wrote:
Imagine if we had to ban everyone from Switzerland  associated with the Swiss military.

The are the all whites
Our only all whites
It makes me happy
To watch them play (I even pay!)
But they can't play here
Fiji can't stay here
Cos Winston took
their keeper away

Class
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

leader:who takes the best corner kicks

yellow fever: oo,oo,oo   phoenix!
 
leader:who's good at thrashing thoose aussie dicks
 
yellow fever:oo,oo,oo phoenix
 
leader:and who boots the ball right between the sticks
 
yellow fever:oo,oo,oo PHOENIX!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sounds good,

i reckon just change "boots" for "smacks"  ('boots" sounds a bit agricultural) 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To be used when a certain person is in front of the zone.

Elrich Elrich give us a wave Elrich Elrich give us a wave

no not you you dick Ahmed

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ballane wrote:
To be used when a certain person is in front of the zone.

Elrich Elrich give us a wave Elrich Elrich give us a wave

no not you you dick Ahmed


cruel, but hey
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tigers wrote:
ballane wrote:
To be used when a certain person is in front of the zone.

Elrich Elrich give us a wave Elrich Elrich give us a wave

no not you you dick Ahmed


cruel, but hey
Okay take out the 2nd "you" then.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yeah it needs a whole lotta work just threw it out there
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you wanna talk about hooligans?
where yellow fever centurions!
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
'Your name's not Ahmed Zaoui, your name's not Ahmed Zaoui'... Topical (two months ago, but hey...)
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
I'm in a chant plagiarising mood tonight
 

You are a Mariner,

An ugly Mariner,

You're only happy on dole day,

Your mum's out stealing,

Your dad's drug dealing,

Please don't take our hub caps away

Bloody awesome! Also works if you sub Mariner for 'Hutt Trash'
 
You are Hutt Trash
sh*tty Hutt Trash
You're only happy on dole day...
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And finally, I was thinking that a suitable one for this weekend is
 
Oh Matt Simon (Oh Matt Simon)
You albino (You albino)
Oh Matt Simon you albino
Did you remember to put on ya sunscreen
Oh Matt Simon you albino!
 
Just look at him!!!
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

i got a brazilian mate hu supports Palmeiras and he has tought me some chants for when i go to brazil. A good simple one is;

Pooooooooooooorco,porco,porco,porco,porco
Eu so da mancha!
 
Porco is pig and is palmeiras's mascots name (its a dam parakeet) and Mancha is an ultra (a fan group that sings in stadium in a certain area).
Replace Porco with phoenix or nix
 and mancha with yellow fever, ring of fire, westpac, wellington i duno
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
With all the reffing decisions going against us I was thinking something like:

The ref's a dirty aussie!

or call him the 12th man of the opposition or something like that.   I mean we have some good ref chants already, but they're clearly on the aussie's side.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nickel wrote:
With all the reffing decisions going against us I was thinking something like:

The ref's a dirty aussie!

or call him the 12th man of the opposition or something like that.   I mean we have some good ref chants already, but they're clearly on the aussie's side.
 
Heart breaker today that was. i must say that i am a better defender than O'Dor sometimes.
When i get back from my 6 months in brazil next year im definatly gona try break into the phoenix. im a right back with a similar style to Alves btw.
ANYWAY!
We should chant "your only allowed 11 players!" to the opposition cos the ref is pretty much a 12th player. Or "hu needs (opposition player name) when u got (refs name)!"
 
eg "who needs Archies Thompson when you got Mark Sheild" or something
NP_phoenixfan2007-10-21 21:40:37
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BRING BACK OLD!
BRING BACK OLD!
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I tried to start up an

 
OGIDDY BOOGIDDY Boogaard
 
 
chant. Directed at Nigel Boogard (obviously). No one joined in, can't understand why not...  (and I wonder why people tell me I have the maturity of a five yearold...)
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh ah Cantona
 
He looks like a women and wears a Bra..
 
 
Change Catona to a player ending in A...

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ballane wrote:
To be used when a certain person is in front of the zone.

Elrich Elrich give us a wave Elrich Elrich give us a wave

no not you you dick Ahmed
 
TURNING LEBANESE
I THINK I'M TURNING LEBANESE
I REALLY THINK SO!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To a team losing to the Phoenix:
 
Go home and tell ya Mum
The Phoenix spanked ya bum
Ya footy team can't play
There's nothing left to say
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not sure how this one is going to go down (someone might have already done it!!) but if we get up for an angry singsong then how about some Rage against the Machine:

This is the second half of the second verse of Sleep Now in the Fire rewritten-

We�ve got the forwards, the scorers
That keep the phoenix soaring
The backs, don�t hack,
They�re always on attack
Brazilians, our midfield, always
Playing with the fever, and
Herbet�s true desire
So sleep now in the fire!


If you start it slow enough then everyone will have plenty of time to get in on it.
Elmo_Rises2007-10-26 13:15:06
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

TURNING LEBANESE
I THINK I'M TURNING LEBANESE
I REALLY THINK SO!
I like it C-Diddy. To the tune of "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors?
sanday2007-10-26 18:25:09
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
how about
 we all know ricki herbert
 and he had twenty three  men
 he marched them up to the top of mount vic
then he marched them down again
and when they were up they were up
and when they were down they were down
and when they were only half
they were neither up or down
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Aloisi,Oh Aloisi
He came from Adelaide to the Nix
Hes 5 foot 11
and football heaven
Please dont take my Rossy away.
 
 


Edited by RoyOfTheRovers - Today at 8:25pm
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To the tune of bob the builder..

Mighty pheonix can we win it?...Mighty pheonix YES WE CAN!

Well its easy at least.....lol
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What about a new chant aimed at the noth Mossy and Paston, somehting like.....
 
Poor old Mossy/Paston
Wheres the defence??
 
to the tune of same ol aussies!!!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tony P - Tony P - Tony P - Tony Peeeeeee
Tony P - Tony P  - Tony Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tony P
          
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We're the Phoenix the Mighty Phoenix
We're not the Kingz or the Knightz!
We're the Phoenix the Mighty Phoenix
We're not the Kingz or the Knightz!
 
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh


C-Diddy2007-11-02 09:00:50

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good stuff C-Diddy, like that one haha ... hey does anyone know if the song that we all sing pre-kickoff and sometimes during the game, has an official title?
 
da da da
da da da
da da da da da da da daaaaaaa
da da daaaaaa
da da da daaaa
da da da daaaaa
da da da
PHOENIX!!
 
sorry for my crap rendition, but yea thats it if you know what i mean!!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ah cool thanks News
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If she won't cum
I'll tickle her bum
with a pic of Coveny!
Coveny! Coveny!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
to the tune of daydream believer
 
Cheer up Ronnie Smith
oh what can it mean
do a, sad aussie bastard
and a sh*te football team, eeeaaammm

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
If she won't cum
I'll tickle her bum
with a pic of Coveny!
Coveny! Coveny!
 
Borrowed from Chelsea, but pure class!
 
Another fave was directed at losing away teams:
"You've come all this way, and you've lost, and you've lost"
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jose's Dog wrote:
We need something like this!!!
 
Counting from one up to ten, it slowly builds into a crescendo and everyone stands up around eight.
 
 
one man couldn't carry
couldn't carry lampard
one man and a forklift truck
couldn't carry lampard
 
two men couldn't carry
couldn't carry lampard
two men, one man and a forklift truck
couldn't carry lampard
 
three men couldn't carry
couldn't carry lampard
three men, two men, one man and a forklift truck
couldn't carry lampard
 
etc

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
what the heck are they saying in that vid?
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

this one is good ...

five men went to bed, went to bed with ashley .. five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with ashley
 
...and so on ... sounds good!
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