New year, new songs

We're having a party when Lowry dies,

Jelly and ice cream when Lowry dies,

Pass The Parcel when Lowry dies,

Strippers and whores when Lowry dies,

Tail On The Donkey when Lowry dies,

Musical Chairs when Lowry dies,

Cheese and pineaple when Lowry dies

Just wow.

In light of the recent twitter debate:

"If you're racist and you know it, clap your hands..."

"We formed a group, and it was called yellow

We support a team, and they all wear yellow...." (not a coldplay fan, don't enough of the song to go further than that. Feel free to add/improve)

"Are we Knights, are we Knights, are we Knights in disguise"

To the theme tune of Heartbeat - "Yannick; Yannick Bolasie runs down the wing for me; Yannick Bolasie; Yannick Bolasie; Yannick Bolasie; Yannick Bolasie"

Could use this for McGlinchey or A-Rod.  Would need to change from runs down the wing to something else though.

Michael; Michael McGlinchey set up a goal for me; Michael McGlinchey; Michael McGlinchey; Michael McGlinchey; Michael McGlinchey."

Everton appropriating Liverpool chants, eh.... ever heard of Maxi Rodriguez?

Anyway.... why not stick with the classic "runs down the wing for me". McG plays out there so often now.

Also works for Louis Fenton.

Meh - was probably stolen from Celtic in the first place then.

Im not a lyrical savant, so could anyone work out a Parkhouse song to Madness - Our House?

Parkhouse, on the left/right of our team. Parkhouse, his hair is as white as bleach.

SO COME ON "THE FEVER" SING,

WE KNOW WE'RE GOING TO WIN

YELLOW FEVER WILL SING, WHEN WE'RE AT HOME

WE WANT TO STAY HOME

AND THIS IS OUR HO-O-OME

WE'RE THE WELLINGTON PHOENIX

LISTEN DAVID DOME

AND WELNIX, AND WELNIX, AND WELNIX .......

Waiting to read the usual "You sound like a broken record" remark to appear. Great song and let's give it a go.

Your team was so shark it was sad

we're sorry if we made you look really bad

But the Phoenix fly on with Fever to the sun

(However much we win by, e.g. 2-0)

2, TO NIL, WE ARE BELIEVERS!

I would replace "to the sun" with something else but I can't think of anything. What else could be done to this?

We should do something for Sarpreet Singh using Areosmith's song "Dream On"

Go to the chorus for the part I'm talking about

Just spit-balling but if Siggy is still sideline commentator we could go:

Siggy, Siggy, Ya' know ya' really want to,

Siggy, Siggy Come and play for us

(X3 or something???)

What do you all think

This one will only work assuming we get one of our kits in black. But just singing the riff of Back In Black would be pretty good when their walking out. If we don't get a black kit it could easily be adapted to an All Whites chant when we're in black.