or woeful?
anyway -what localisms can be included in this one?
John Banks? congestion?
Founder
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Traffic
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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Auckland city and waitakere?
Allegedly
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coal face football, true blue kiwis
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Small town near Huntly?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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We've got the gangs, Len Brown and the Phoenix
Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads
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We've got Rainbow's End, Kelly Tarlton's Underwater World and the Phoenix!
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There is no wind, no rain, but there's Phoenix...
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.
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Oh Auckland,
Is bearable,
Oh Auckland is bearable,
We've got one council, volcanoes and the Phoenix,
Oh Auckland is bearable
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Oh Wellington
Is over there (while pointing towards wellington)
Oh Wellington is over there
We've got the wind, the rain, and the phoenix
Oh Wellington is over there
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Lucky Auckland
Lucky Auckland
Get the Nix for a day
Get the Nix for a day
Lucky Auckland get the Nix for a day
They've got no Kingz, no Knights and the Phoenix
Lucky Auckland get the Nix for a day
Lucky Auckland
Get the Nix for a day
Get the Nix for a day
Lucky Auckland get the Nix for a day
They've got no Kingz, no Knights and the Phoenix
Lucky Auckland get the Nix for a day
You know we belong together...
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sh*t Town, No Fans...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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oh auckland
nz hates you
oh auckland nz hates you
your just a town, that people fly into
oh auckland we all hate you
nz hates you
oh auckland nz hates you
your just a town, that people fly into
oh auckland we all hate you
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Oh Auckland
footballs back here
you're bloody lucky
footballs back here
you had the kingz the knights and now city
Oh Auckland
footballs back here
edit: haha I see Oska kinda beat me to itmartinb2011-11-17 17:50:08
footballs back here
you're bloody lucky
footballs back here
you had the kingz the knights and now city
Oh Auckland
footballs back here
edit: haha I see Oska kinda beat me to itmartinb2011-11-17 17:50:08
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Oh Auckland,
Is wonderful,
Oh Auckland is wonderful,
It is a greater distance from the earthquakes,
Oh Auckland is wonderful
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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The wheels on our house go round and round...
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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The Needles on the terrace go Click Click Click...................................
Maybe we should take balls of wool to throw around in the FZ !
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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This could be Auckland or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Auckland is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Auckland is anywhere
Anywhere alone
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Struggle to fit Auckland in to Rotterdam...
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Oh Auckland,
are the kingz of footballl,
Oh Auckland are the kingz of football,
It's got the 5th best team in the world,
Oh Auckland are the kingz of footballl
Grumpy old bastard alert
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Oh Auckland, Is Wonderful 
Oh Auckland, Is Wonderful
It's got Knitting, Spaniards & the Phoenix
Oh Auckland, Is Wonderful
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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Struggle to fit Auckland in to Rotterdam...
To get it to scan (given that Auckland is 2 syllables, and Wellington/Rotterdam are 3) I suggest:
Oh Well-ing-ton,... is won-der-ful... translates to something like:
Oh Auck-land is,... so won-der-ful...
etc.
bwtcf2011-11-18 08:46:02Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.
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It was more about Harry's Beautiful South proposal rather than Oh Auck-a-land.
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Struggle to fit Auckland in to Rotterdam...
Never heard of Auck-er-land?
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It was more about Harry's Beautiful South proposal rather than Oh Auck-a-land.
Ah right. Oops. Anyway, my won-der-ful input stands...
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.
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just hold the auck part for two counts - goh!
So Oh, Well-ing= Oh, Auck
So Oh, Well-ing= Oh, Auck
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I think that a "Hello Hello it's good to be back" has a bit of a WTF? feel about it.
And people will join in.
And people will join in.
I know, I know, its serious!
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LOL
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.
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We're not Auckland anymore!
Allegedly
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We're not Auckland anymore!
I really, really hope someone starts this.
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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Oh Auckland, well its a hole
Oh Auckland, well its a hole
But its got Wendys and Oporto
Oh Auckland, well its a hole
Oh Auckland, well its a hole
But its got Wendys and Oporto
Oh Auckland, well its a hole
Grumpy old bastard alert
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You can shove your Super City up your arse!
You can shove your Super City up your arse!
You can shove your Super City,
Shove your Super City,
You can shove your Super City up your arse! (SIDEWAYS!)
C-Diddy2011-11-19 10:09:58
You can shove your Super City up your arse!
You can shove your Super City,
Shove your Super City,
You can shove your Super City up your arse! (SIDEWAYS!)
C-Diddy2011-11-19 10:09:58
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Len Brown, Give us a Wave!
Len Brown, Len Brown Give us a Wave!
Len Brown, Len Brown Give us a Wave!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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For posterity (source unknown)
OH AUCKLAND! IS BEARABLE! We've got John Banks, traffic, and the Phoenix!
OH AUCKLAND! IS BEARABLE! We've got John Banks, traffic, and the Phoenix!
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