Roly in a river

Roly,Roly Roly and Riera! X5

Sung By Proud Mary!

Rolling on a river parody

Works well, musically, but my only question is - why?

Apart from the fact that it fits the song well (which is important) why would we want to sing Roly on River? 

There is no river of note, and if there was, why would we sing that? How does it relate to supporting the team, or Roly?

I love that you are trying and willing to contribute. But honestly, this one doesn't work in my opinion.

Swap River to Riera?

What rhymes with river?

Roly and Riera

it just needs an 'er' finish

Roly's not a diver.

Roly is a giver.

I'm leaving now...

Roly, Roly, Roly and Riera?

Roly, Roly, Roly owns midfielders?

Roly, Roly, Roly monster ball winner?

The above pretty weak I must admit, but as you said it does fit the song.

Edit: see Riera was already suggested, don't like this much because it diminishes Riera a bit.

Could just be

Roly, Roly, Roly Bonevacia

Thanks guys! very positive!

So it seems his name is Bon-ne-va-see-ah.

Not Bon-ne-va-chee-ah

depends if you listen to Dewhurst or not. Apparently it's Rydenton too..........

you should have heard David Pleat trying to pronounce Morgan Amalfitano st the QPR game

No - Jnrette heard it from the man himself.  The other sport that he likes apart from football is 'playstation'.