Shane Smeltz Chant

Is there an old one for him? If not, this is the place to come up with some ideas.

Smeltzy, what's the score?

Judas judas judas

'We love you Judas, we do' 

You're not Judas anymore

Change up "hello, hello its good to be back" to "Smeltzy, Smeltzy, its good that your back"?

Judas has become Lazarus

"We love you Judas. We do."

He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home

Phoenix on a shirt
Wellington’s poor shopping
Nikki’s words of hurt
Never stopped us dreaming

He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home

I still have vivid memories of those 6 goals against Perth, us chanting at him, and him giving us a smile and a clap back.

So...

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Oh Smeltzy, why did we part?

We might have scored six once, but it wasn't smart.

This year, to save us from tears,

You're back to play for Greenacre.

Feed the Smeltz

Let him know its Phoenix time again...

Gold Coast wasn't it?

What about this for when he scores....

Smeltzy, Smeltzy, score some more.

You're knocking on 100 goals door!

Honestly, this is pure gold, to a tune that everyone already knows.

Ah yes. I'd already forgotten they'd existed.

I guess the memory wasn't *that* vivid!

Well, now we have to sing this for George Michael too!

Why not when he scores we could ironically do the old "Smeltzy, Smeltzy, what's the score? It's a bit of self depreciation but also acknlowedges him scoring FOR us and not against us.