Smeltzy's Chinese Mini Break

Smeltzy's Chinese Mini Break

Was trying to work out how to acknowledge Smeltzy's brief foray to foreign shores.

Trouble is what rhymes with Shandong Luneng???

Best I've got is:

'Shandong Luneng, ra ta ta ta ta not for Smeltz
Shane didn't like the Chinese food, ra ta ta ta ta, or rice beer
Shandong Luneng, ra ta ta ta ta so loooooong
Each time I hear ra ta ta ta ta Shandong Shandong Luneng'

To the tune of Chanson D'Amour....cheesy

With about three weeks practice and a cravat wearing section of the yellow fever this might have even worked.

Any additions or general abuse gratefully received!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bb4zPDNMQ

Perhaps the stadium just needs to organise for the following songs to be played on a loop...