Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

Song Sheet

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Come on lads, this isn't the MLS. 

How about chants about the league we play in rather than bollocks about a clapped out donkey who has retired to Los Angeles.

FFS.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kingzfan wrote:
Come on lads, this isn't the MLS. 

How about chants about the league we play in rather than bollocks about a clapped out donkey who has retired to Los Angeles.

FFS.
 
If you read them carefully you will see that they relate to the Phoenix...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
phil_style wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
I strongly believe that there is a massive need to seriously sl*g off Posh Spice as well as cheer on the Phoenix boys.
 
Two Birds, One Chant!!!
 
Best way to disrespect  posh is to ignore her. . .
 
agreed Philstyle, Posh has nothing to do with football, nothing to do with this country, nothing to do with anything really
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy
 
Heres some for Covs.
 
Posh Spice is a Slapper
Shes so f**k'n Skinny
And when she's shagging beckham
Shes thinking of Covinny.
 
Average but thats all i got,
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bagging player's wives is low. Bagging player's wives who have nothing to do with the competition you're in is stupid.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
Archie's wifes a slapper...
 
Sigh.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...
 
technically, men can't be classified as 'slappers'.  How about 'Helen Clarke puts himself about a bit'?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not sure I want to picture her shagging her hubby David either...
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
What about Helen Clarke's a Slapper...
 
I've already got one for good old Helen
 
 (Addams family tune)
 
"yer PM is a fugly
I'd never let her hug me
ya should stick to playing rugby
'cause we're the Victory!"
 
 
 
Sorry Helen...
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol nice
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I know this is a bit American...well, very American actually, but I've always thought the US Marine Corps song was a great tune.
 
I've thrown some lyrics together, and I know they're cheesy but what do you think?
 
(Here's the tune, for those that don't know it)
 

From the heights  of Mount Victoria

To the Shores of Kilbirnie;

We come to follow the Phoenix

playing in our fair city;

Claiming honour for our nation

Wellington is where we�ll be;

We are proud to bear the title

of NZ�s football team.

kiwi pie2007-07-26 21:54:15
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