That f%cking ZM ad

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

That f%cking ZM ad

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm sure I'm not the only who feels like setting themselves on fire when that HORRIBLE ZM ad (I kissed a girl - shudder) plays at the start of games. I suggest we try chant over top of it to take our minds off it. Here's my draft suggestion:

Astrauskas scored from a spotkick,
<I kissed a girl and I liked it>
Greenacre nailed a hattrick,
<the taste of her cherry chapstick>
The referee is a spastic,
<I kissed a girl just to try it>
Leo is just fantastic!
<Hope my boyfriend don't mind it>

Doesn't work so well if we don't sign Astrauskas, but it sounds likely so far.

"I am big, I am strong and I am fast. I am fastest man in all of Lithuania"

I initially had Dave Mulligan as the spastic, and would be willing to change back if enough people agreed!
wilso2009-06-05 11:51:32

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hmmm....

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

Hmmm....

Point taken Coops, not my choice for songs as a base. Driven by disdain for a specific pre-game ad on the big-screen, which uses this appalling track for the theme.

I suspect in the state you were in last time you visited you may have been lucky (boozed) enough to not see the thing.

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If we deal with this quick enough we can get onto the other catastrophically bad song..

"At the stadium"

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Exhibit-F&cking-A - It's a shorter version of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xc8_Br9VaQ

I implore you not to watch it. If you do, don't blame me when you feel the urge to gouge your eyes out with a spoon. Good luck and may God have mercy on your souls.
wilso2009-06-05 16:14:07

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gangsta! wrote:

If we deal with this quick enough we can get onto the other catastrophically bad song..

"At the stadium"

Agreed.

A very tall order though.

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

wilso wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

Hmmm....

When was I there last?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I kicked a Tard and I liked it..

Founder

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I kicked a Tard and I liked it

I felt sorry for the real Spastics...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I kick a Tard just to try it

I hope his boyfriend don't mind it

Founder

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almost 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy + Feverish =

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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