Some of these are hilarious.
Check it out at http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-funniest-football-chants-1774361.html?action=Popup&ino=2
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Classic.
This one is a personal fave - "After a Djimi Traore balls-up on goal, Perennial strugglers Liverpool fans (to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie'):
"Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Finann, don't blame it on Haman, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet..."
"Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Finann, don't blame it on Haman, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet..."
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"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
This doesn't rhyme.
This doesn't rhyme.
Three for me, and two for them.
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"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
This doesn't rhyme.
This doesn't rhyme.
Serious, dude? Which part?
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Z doesn't rhyme with head.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Z doesn't rhyme with head.
Huh? Pretty sure it does...maybe your kiwi eccent us a but much, brew?
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I don't think the accent has much to do with it. They make completely different sounds.
Three for me, and two for them.
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I don't think the accent has much to do with it. They make completely different sounds.
Well, I'll admit...I'm completely stumped here.
Hang on...you're not pronouncing it "Zee" like Americans do, are you?

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Well that's the sound it makes. How else would you pronounce it?
Three for me, and two for them.
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I don't think the accent has much to do with it. They make completely different sounds.
Buffy you dimwit...
If you're sat in row ZED, and the ball hits your HEAD...rhymes perfectly.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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I don't think the accent has much to do with it. They make completely different sounds.
Well, I'll admit...I'm completely stumped here.
Hang on...you're not pronouncing it "Zee" like Americans do, are you?

FACEPALM.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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lol, oh Buffy...
kutgw NZ schools...
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Zed? I've never heard that pronounciation before.
Wait...are you two having me on?
Wait...are you two having me on?
Three for me, and two for them.
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Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Hmmm interesting. I never knew. I learnt my ABCs with that song in primary (or was it kindy?) anyway that was always with a 'Zee' so that's how i've always pronounced Z.
Do other letters get pronounced differently too that i don't know about?
Do other letters get pronounced differently too that i don't know about?
Three for me, and two for them.
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Sesame Street has a lot to answer for.
Aussies say HAITCH instead of AITCH for the letter H.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Snap KP.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Pretty sure i pronounce H 'Aitch'.
Hmm, this thread is a real eye opener. Learn something new everyday i spose.
Hmm, this thread is a real eye opener. Learn something new everyday i spose.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Buffy, you need to find you old kindy teacher, and slap that bitch.
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I blame it on Sesame Street replacing PlaySchool... that bloody Cookie Monster!
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Sesame Street has a lot to answer for.
Aussies say HAITCH instead of AITCH for the letter H.
ohhhh Mrs Boo-kay
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Aussies say HAITCH instead of AITCH for the letter H.
You'd know.
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In Northern Ireland, I believe the Catholics say HAITCH and the Protestants say AITCH.
Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads
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Some funny stuff in here and i haven't read the independent article yet.
Too much Sesame Street as a kid Buffy?
sanday2010-03-20 03:27:53
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In Northern Ireland, I believe the Catholics say HAITCH and the Protestants say AITCH.
I thought that was the Catholic schools in Oz that had that differentiation
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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An Edinburgh derby (Hibs v Hearts) in 90s, Steve Fulton was playing for Hearts and picked up a booking during the match, the Hibs support piped up with "Booked for being ugly"

He did have a laugh about it though!

He did have a laugh about it though!
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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That Carlos Alberto animation is awesome.
I saw the Two Andy Gorams game on the news... I laughed so hard...
bwtcf2010-03-20 22:35:38
I saw the Two Andy Gorams game on the news... I laughed so hard...
bwtcf2010-03-20 22:35:38
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.
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