VAR Chant

I don't have anything to offer quite yet, however I think we need a chant for the VAR whenever we inevitably get fudgeed over by it.

"You don't know what you're doing"

This is not a serious suggest, but just for the lols, to the tune of The Beatles' "Let It Be":

When the referee won't blow the whistle

Maybe he can't see that far

Put it on the tele

V.A.R

Cos did the ball go in or was it

Only under the crossbar

They will take a stab with 

V.A.R

V.A.R, V.A.R, V.A.R, V.A.R, let them guess the answer, V.A.R.

FTVAR Works fine for me

How about a chant along the lines of "We're not playing Sydney" whenever the SAR is used when playing the rest of the league?