Wahinix player chants

CJ Bott
She's here [point]
She's there [point elsewhere]
She's every flippin where [point all over the place]
CJ Bott, CJ Bott
(widely popular chant, but for example "Roy Kent" chant)

She's coming for you
She's coming for yoooouuuu
CJ Bott
She's coming for you!
(widely popular chant, example)

Sabitra Bhandari aka Samba
Sabitra Bhandari
Your defence is terrified (x4)
Hoof
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
(Freed from Desire by Gala)

No Samba, no party (repeat)
(Seven Nation Army by White Stripes)

Manaia Elliot
Maa-naaii-aaaaa (Elliot)
Running down the wing (aha)
Hear the Fever sing (aha)
Now we're going to win the league!
(Voulez-Vous by Abba)

Marisa van der Meer
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Marisa van der Meer
van der Meer
Marisa van der Meer
("Give it Up" by KC and the sunshine band)

Mackenzie Barry
Leader: Number 4s in this house (x3)
-We're talkin' bout Mackenzie Barry
She's going to mop it up
-She's Mackenzie Barry!
They're givin everythin they've got
-But she's Mackenzie Barry!
(WAP by Cardi B)
[also replace "they're" with Glory/Sydney/Canberra etc]

Grace Jale
We've got Grace!  (do do do do do do) 
oh, Grace Jale (do do do do do do)
Shes back in Yellow and Black
After she gave Glory the sack
(Sugar Sugar by the Archies)

Lara Wall
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're our Lara Waaalllll
(Wonderwall by Oasis)

Victoria Esson
We've got Esson in our goal
Esson in our goal
Welcome to th' Wahinix show
Got Esson in our goal
(Farmer in the dell nursery rhyme)

Daisy and Lily Brazendale
See post below

Emma Pijnenburg
All I want to do
Is watch our 32
Emma Pijnenburg [PINE-en-burg]
hup hup hup

When she's on the ball
She is magical
Emma Pijnenburg
hup hup hup
(Chase the Sun by PLANET FUNK)
[hup is dutch meaning "come on" or "go", recognising her dual nationality]  

Love this, we really do need some new chants for the women!

Ironically the Brazendales aren’t related, but I reckon this one works as well for them as it does for the Kelly-Healds:

Daisy Daisy
Daisy Daisy
Daisy Brazendale, Lily
Lily Lily
Lily Lily
Lily Brazendale, Daisy

(Repeat until boredom sets in or something happens on the pitch)

Hah, thanks for this. I thought I read a post on the Brazendales confirming they were, but perhaps the person was trolling. Thanks for pointing out have edited that one out!

Still reckon a Samba chant would match perfectly with La Bamba needs someone better than me to come up with it though.

All I want to do
Is watch our 32
Emma Pijnenburg [PINE-en-burg]
hup hup hup

When she's on the ball
She is magical
Emma Pijnenburg
hup hup hup
(Chase the Sun by PLANET FUNK)
[hup is dutch meaning "come on" or "go", recognising her dual nationality]