but which bit, you'll need to find out for yourselves (boom! boom!)
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"Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don�t forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith�s"��"
Founder
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7. Kevin Ratcliffe � He may be the most successful captain in Everton�s history, but Ratcliffe�s co-commentating on their European games on Channel 5 is in danger of upstaging his honour-laden playing career. Specific players have been namechecked as �Victor Anchovy�, �Lee Cowsley�, �Joseph Yoyo� and, incredibly, �Roleon Rescott�, before which he had presumably transformed into Scooby Doo. Constantly mispronouncing �Jagielka� � despite the fact that he managed his brother at Shrewsbury � hardly helps matters.
David Pleat:
�Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead�
�This is a real cat and carrot situation�
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Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
Mike Parry: "John Thaw, Alan."
Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate"
Mike Parry: "John Thaw, Alan."
Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate"
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Those are brilliant!!
My favoourite quote is from the Euro '96 final between Germany and the Czech Republic, when the commentator said as the Germans went over the halfway line, "the German's, not for the first time this century, invading Czech territory".
The other one was from World Cup 98' (I think) when the Chinese conceded by letting a bad free kick through their wall, to which the commentator observed "if anyone could put together a decent wall, you'd think it would be the Chinese."
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The other one was from World Cup 98' (I think) when the Chinese�conceded by letting�a bad free kick through their wall, to which the commentator observed "if anyone could put together a decent wall, you'd think it would be the Chinese."�
China weren't at the 1998 World Cup, you're probably thinking of 2002.
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The other one was from World Cup 98' (I think) when the Chinese conceded by letting a bad free kick through their wall, to which the commentator observed "if anyone could put together a decent wall, you'd think it would be the Chinese."
China weren't at the 1998 World Cup, you're probably thinking of 2002.
I've been living a lie all these years!!!
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The truth will finally set you free...
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