Andy Carroll

Andy Carroll

At least this horse:
a) gets on the field, and
b) touches the ball

Agreed, will they shoot him if he breaks his leg?

Brilliant.

Pretty good resemblance, but.... nah.  If it was Carroll, there'd an Arsenal 'keeper impotently flapping at the ball.

Is that the last goal he scored?

  Just about!  Carroll scored a couple more before being signed as Queen Kenny's personal escort.

He's probably 'scored' since then, but it doesn't bear thinking about...

omg  dalglish and carroll at a boyzone concert together, hilarious

The Guardian has been talking about the Carroll mystique.

The world's most expensive mare.