Carlos Tevez...

Carlos Tevez...

He doesn't do anything legally.

It is understood that the Police Car had travelled all the way from Sheffield after being tipped off by an anonymous Kevin McCabe.

The EPL have made a statement that they have sighted the license registration and that Tevez has nothing to answer to. In support fellow Bentley Boys Reo Coker, Ferdinand, Harewood and Etherington said they all got their license registration at the same time whilst attending a party at Kia Joorabchain's London apartment. Maschereno was not involved as he has his own chauffeur. <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.Msonormal, li.Msonormal, div.Msonormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-:EN-NZ;} span.EmailStyle15 {mso-style-:personal; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial; mso-ascii-font-family:Arial; mso-hansi-font-family:Arial; mso-bidi-font-family:Arial; color:text;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-er-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} <![endif]-->

  uiron2009-02-08 13:59:53

Fergie said he was bringing in two new faces in the transfer window. Tevez said "Can i have one?"

Ba doom tish...

What's hideous and stands at a bus stop?














Carlos Tevez

People who make fairly low but rather amusing jokes?

Spastic.

I know I know 

Cant acuse him of being two faced. He would never use this one if he had another.

no but he does enjoy taking the bus 

So we settle for anything between 10 and 26 million pounds (Radio NZ have the highest bid to date), to prevent some pompous plick (Lord Griffiths) from telling us that we should fold, give Sheffield everything we own and go and play in Div III because one player scored a goal against another team  and that because another team lost to yet another team in a season that involved 38 games and that that player didnt even score against the the other team but he  was still  to blame for them going down, and he's ugly. Well stuff you. Role on the Indian Rich Guy who is going to buy us and make everyone go to  Mumbai Park #2 pitch to play us at home. That will learn you!!!!



IM JUST THE KEEPER

uiron2009-03-14 16:53:09

and you're not biased......