Cunning Plan

Cunning Plan

It's a plan so cunning that only Robbie Williams searching for UFO's somewhere in Nevada could have come up with it.

Port Vale relegated to the second division at the same time that Stoke City go to the Premiership.

Port Vale finally win something next season and start drawing the hordes back to Vale Park. Meanwhile Stoke do a Derby, lose millions, go bankrupt and have to merge with the Valiants.

Vale rocket up the leagues to win the Premiership within five years after Robbie finds an UFO that can turn sand into gold and Vale buy the best players from all the other teams in the world.

Now all we need is for Robbie to find that damn UFO . . . 

Or for him to put some of his gazillions into the club. It's all very well claiming to be a fan for convenience's sake, but backing it up when you have the wherewithal to do so seems to be a step too far for the warbling tosspot.

He has backed himself and bought a large portion of the club shares. One of the only things stopping him buying more was the club dont want a majority shareholder!!!

When I'm a billionaire I'll be buying players for Vale. In the meantime I'll have to stick to coaching my junior team to glory - just happen to be called the Valiants.