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Pre-Season games

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Pre-Season games

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I watched the last 15 minutes of the first half of Celtic beating Southampton this morning to see Killen playing. He scored the first goal (before I started watching) although the commentators mentioned that he missed a couple of chances earlier. He got dragged at half time for Samperas, but looked tidy as a target man. Celtic won 2-0.

Man Utd are playing the Kaiser Chiefs in yarpie-land. Oh my god I can't believe it, they've never been this far away from home. I predicted a riot before the game, but it is 1-1 after 62 minutes. Strong united line up, with Tevez, Rooney, Vidic, Scholes, Giggs and Neville all starting. Rooney has just been booked for kicking out at a Kaiser player - will he ever learn??????

I am watching Arsenal playing at Barnet on Arsenal TV (I get it for free as part of my Sky/Sententa package). 1-0 to Barnet at halftime, in a game where they have created more than the arse. Ramsey is playing well, although Bedtner is f**king garbage. I cannot understand how he has a career as a professional footballer.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

update

Man Utd drew 1-1. Neville gave away a penalty in the first half, which the Chiefs scored from. Chris Eagles equalised after about 60 minutes after a Tevez cross was missed by the keeper and he nodded in at the far post.

Arsenal replaced their team with the under 16's at half time, and beat Barnet 2-1. The first goal was scored by someone who is 12 and the second goal by someone who is 8.

Schalke beat Glasgow Rangers 1-0 in Germany.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Watched the Barnet game, Jack Wilshire looks the goods, goals were scored by Simpson & Barazite

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Chris Eagles scores...again for United. Nearly every chance he gets in the first team he scores. Surely Sir Alex can see he's a talent and play him a bit more this season! Especially if Ronaldo's packing a sad.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"I predicted a riot". come on frankie your better than that

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I actually preferred the "oh my god I can't believe it, they've never been this far away from home" comment.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

West Ham beat the Columbus Crew 3-1. Duncan Oughtan played for CC

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

There were riots in that one...

Normo's coming home

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stevenage 1 QPR 3 - wearing the clubs new "3rd Kit" - similar to the Nix

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Partick Thistle 0 Carlisle 0

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jag wrote:

Partick Thistle 0 Carlisle 0

Hang on, Partick Thistle 0 Burnley 1 late in the second half as I write.

Was the romp over Carlisle in the weekend, Jag? Don't read anything into those pre-season games (unless it's the Phoenix of course

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I know, I know, its serious!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'd forgotten that was today. 1 - 0 down, eh? Probably a dodgy penalty

Yeah, the Carlisle game was on Saturday. Having been a Partick Thistle supporter for a very, very long time, I never read anything into any game that we play

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Le Arse drawing 1-1 with Szombathelyi (they are a Hungarian side). The Szom scored first - the two Hoyte brothers were playing centre backs and got carved up. Walcott scored a nice equaliser.

Man Utd about to play Pirates of the Orlando on 1 channel, while Liverpool are playing Hertha Berlin on another. I would provide updates or information, but the wife is home and wants to watch a place in the sun.

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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It's a hard life frankie. Why is it that all those people never buy a friggen house in that program?? I've watched heaps and to be honest only two couples have ever put in an offer on a place and one of those missed out.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I didn't watch a place in the sun - I decided to sit in an ice cold bath for 3 hours instead. It seemed more interesting.

Saw highlights (?????) of Liverpools 0-0 draw with Hertha Berlin. Paris Hilton missed a penalty, and nothing else happened.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

United won one-nil, Lee Martin scored. A young team apparently started out.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Shrews 2 - WBA 2

Record signing Grant Holt (ï¿½170k from Not. Forest) got a double. 2 late goals for WBA to steal a draw. hopefully a good omen for the season for us

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Northampton 0 QPR 1 Dexter Blackstock.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hibs 0 Barcelona 4 at half time. Messi has been well fierce. At one stage, Hibs didn't touch the ball for 31 minutes

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hibees got rolled 6-0.

Celtic losing 1-0 to Cardiff at half time.

West Ham play Beckham (and some other guys) later tonight.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

have you left your tv in the past 2 months?

Founder

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I have got bedsores from my couch

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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