Premier League Ugly XI

Premier League Ugly XI

1Ed De Goye

Some omissions concern me. I'd have Joleon Lescott in there without a doubt, probably in place of Gary Neville, who, agreed, is repugnant but perhaps not as much as his brother, Phil Neville, who I'd play in the middle in place of Seba Veron. Veron wasn't so much ugly, but just plain weird looking. Can I also respectfully suggest that Neville Neville (for, that, dear people, is their father's name) should have investigated birth control measures with a little more diligence than he did.

Your comments are all quite reasonable however the fact that I am a one eyed Evertonian helped me overlook Lescott and Phil Nev. I couldnt be as bold with Beardsley as he really, really is an ugly M.F.

No mention of Carlos Tevez? Unfortunate scarring on his neck, and saw an interview with him on Premiership Preview the other day, looked like the missing link.

Carlos Tevez is Lou Ferringo as The Incredible Hulk, and as for the neck, I hear he shaves with a cheese grater.

I forgot Tevez, He would rival Chadwick as captian.

And I would have Glenn Roeder as manager.

Hey, ya gotta have Tevez in there!  As a member of the fairer sex, I viewed a pic of him on BBC Online football and not only was he ugly he looked maniacal to boot! Excuse the pun! 

Theres a site: http://www.uglyfootballers.com/index.asp

Just remembered, Lloyd Doyley of Watford, face like a blind cobblers thumb and a sh*t player to boot.

ivan campo ??

Richard Wright ?

John Terry straight after being booted in the face is your captain. 

Ivan Campo definitely, what about for all over the world? for me additions would be Frank Ribery, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo.

Here is a humourous video of the Chelsea players when asked who is the best looking in their squad....

What about Gianfranco Zola - he was always a bit of a looker ;)

I also forgot that handsome man Frank Leboeuf

Ian Dowie has to be manager - one ugly bastard!

Tony Adams. How could we have forgotten him??

-EDWIN VAN DER SAR
-MARTIN KEOWN (if you look closely<not too close as you may puke>but closely, you will see a striking resemblance to a brontosaurus).
-RAY PARLOUR (have you heard him laugh? sounds like a 2year old girl)
-ALVARO RECOBA (refer to Senegal vs Uruguay in the 2002 world cup when he scores a penalty and watch the blundering oaf try to kick the ball back to halfway so the restart can be taken quickly but inadvertently hit another player).
-RONALDO (an eyesore, enough said)
-SHREK ROONEY (when he screws up his face to shout at someone he resembles a thumb).
-FRANK LEBOUF
-PETER CROUCH (truly repulsive)
-RUUD VAN NISTELROOY
-IVAN CAMPO (somebody give that man a trim)
-EL HADJI DIOUF (I quiver just thinking the name)

COACHING STAFF:
IAIN DOWIE & HARRY REDKNAPP co-coaches

I'm sorry, how could I forget to add Dirk Kuyt and Vladimir Beschastnykh (played for Russia in 2002 world cup. Lol, Liverpool have the most repugnant strikers:Peter Crouch, Dirk Kuyt, can't think of any others but I am sure there are some more.

Hope Robbie Earnshaw don't score against us next week. An ugly celebration from an ugly twat.

Ah, yes, Robert Earnshaw, not a pleasant looking man. And, indeed, Gareth Southgate. How come ever never seemed so ugly when he was playing? Weird...

Stig Tofting, Andy O'Brien, Dean Kiely, Matias Svensson, Carlos Marinelli...

Hleb

Stig Tofting, I forgot about him. Rumour has it he was fed by catapult. He also had gang connections, making him a sort of Danish Grant Turner.

Claus Jenson

Crouch the freak.

Jimmy Bullard should be in there.

Why is everyone so worked up over who they think is the ugliest players, who cares as long as they're good........

It gives us all a chuckle.

Robert Huth should be up there too

Come on people, keep adding to this thread, it is a great laugh.

 That`s why i never made it in football!
sanday2007-05-29 09:06:35