Tears from his left eye roll down his right cheek.

Tears from his left eye roll down his right cheek.

My second favourite team, Rochdale, have just signed this faceache. His name's Clark Keltie and he looks like the south end of a north bound dog. I don't know how good he is but the fact that he's been released by Darlington might be a good indication.

Not as ugly as Ian Holloway or Ian Dowie. Must be something to do with people that have a first name - Ian!??

I thought he was a rugby player when I first saw the pic

He's a beast of a man. His face makes r*gby look good.