The Balotelli Zone
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"FA are willing to ban someone based on one persons claim no evidence?In that case,the whole ManU squad racially abused me" - Mario Balotelli
we need a similar type character at the nix!
I hope not, he is a f**king waster.
we need a similar type character at the nix!
x1000
we need a similar type character at the nix!
I hope not, he is a f**king waster.
Cosimo2012-01-08 12:11:41
we need a similar type character at the nix!
x1000
Agreed.
Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet. Mycatiscold2012-01-13 09:19:56
Here is the good, the bad, and the�rediculous talent of the man.
That is some outstanding video production. Seems like the $$ they spend on their talent on the field has also made its way to the organisation as a whole.
That is some outstanding video production. Seems like the $$ they spend on their talent on the field has also made its way to the organisation as a whole.
Liked his reaction to the 'Christmas Party'..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZTtHTWR4tE
Getting a telling off after the liverpool game
Getting a telling off after the liverpool game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90kFtL20sA
Scores a goal with his shoulder.patrick4782011-12-05 14:45:24
Scores a goal with his shoulder.patrick4782011-12-05 14:45:24
Goal is so epic.
Can this guy go a week without doing something humorous?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/11/mario-balotelli-manchester-city-curfew
Is anyone surprised?
Is anyone surprised?
Rumour is that he is driving around Manchester handing out cash in a santa hat.
Hope it is true..
Hope it is true..
Heard that aswell
This is the funniest thing so far. Absolutely love this guy.
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>�10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>�300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won �25,000 in a casino, gave �1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a �120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with �25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire
>Hands �20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne
>�10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>�300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won �25,000 in a casino, gave �1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a �120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with �25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire
>Hands �20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne
@ronniejoice Ronnie Joice
Mario Balotelli is dressed up as Santa. Driving around Manchester. Giving out money to people on the street.
I wouldn't put it past him.
Mario Balotelli is dressed up as Santa. Driving around Manchester. Giving out money to people on the street.
I wouldn't put it past him.
This guy is just brilliant! He does the most random s#$t!
"FA are willing to ban someone based on one persons claim no evidence?In that case,the whole ManU squad racially abused me" - Mario Balotelli
Going to get my adidas Phoenix kit printed with BALOTELLI 45 on the back.
but wait there's more!
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/885872-mario-balotelli-buys-entire-pub-a-drink-before-200-midnight-mass-donation#ixzz1hkaSFRnN
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/885872-mario-balotelli-buys-entire-pub-a-drink-before-200-midnight-mass-donation#ixzz1hkaSFRnN
the guardian taking this piss.......
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/27/fantasy-minute-by-minute-mario-balotelli
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/27/fantasy-minute-by-minute-mario-balotelli
we need a similar type character at the nix!
I hope not, he is a f**king waster.
x1000
I hope not, he is a f**king waster.
Cosimo2012-01-08 12:11:41
x1000
Agreed.
Pavlovic in a santa suit driving up courtney place in a prius throwing out '2 export 33s for one' vouchers. I can see it.
Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet.
nice article on it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2085863/Mario-Balotelli-mayhem-Manchester-college.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
I think he just properly enjoys meeting and talking with people..?Azevo2012-01-13 09:53:59
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2085863/Mario-Balotelli-mayhem-Manchester-college.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
I think he just properly enjoys meeting and talking with people..?Azevo2012-01-13 09:53:59
i used to think this guy was the worst thing to happen to football
now i love him
thank you balotelli zone thread
now i love him
thank you balotelli zone thread
Everyone turns eventually.
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/3pm/Steve-Anglesey-s-funny-football-column-Mario-Balotelli-myths-busted-plus-Paul-Scholes-new-boots-and-King-Kenny-Dalglish-s-Inspector-Clouseau-impression-article854134.html
Yep. Bubble burst.
If you thought all those stories about Mario Balotelli were too good to be true� you�re right, according to the man himself.
The Manchester City striker turned up to an afterparty the other night and a source writes: �I asked him about the stories knocking around: he loves them and wants to live up to it. He insisted that the �rescuing the school kid from bullying� story never happened, but giving a tramp a grand outside 235 Casino did.
�High-fiving City fans on Deansgate didn't happen and neither did him driving around in Santa costume giving out money on Christmas Eve."
Shame.
The Manchester City striker turned up to an afterparty the other night and a source writes: �I asked him about the stories knocking around: he loves them and wants to live up to it. He insisted that the �rescuing the school kid from bullying� story never happened, but giving a tramp a grand outside 235 Casino did.
�High-fiving City fans on Deansgate didn't happen and neither did him driving around in Santa costume giving out money on Christmas Eve."
Shame.
Yep. Bubble burst.
maybe he's hired a full-time impersonator to mess with people, andy warhol-style