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These Players Woul Struggle To Get A Wag!!!

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Just a thught, we know that most footballers dont have problems getting the women. But im asking if anyone knows of players who would get rejected by the ladies becasue of there looks, and not becasue of the amount of money that they earn.

A classic example of this would be Luke Chadwick, he made his debut for Man Utd, but you just new that he wouldnt have much of a career there, as he was ugly!

Other players who would struggle. Phillippe Senderos, John Arne Rise, John Hartson, Stewart Dowling, Micheal Carrick, Peter Crouch.

Im sure there are loads of others, like if you went back a few years to players like Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle. Both of these two exmples were fortunate they wre great players, and this made up for there lack of looks, and bad hair in the case of Waddle.

No wonder the women flocked to Spurs, when they had players like Ginola, Ian Walker, or Glen Hoddle and how many straight, gay, men or women still worship Golden Balls.

I would say that my own team Arsenal, are not that great looking, we miss Henry and Big David S, Freddie L and Manny Petit to bring our teams looks back up to pervious standards

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Check this site out, Dean. More uglies than you can shake a stick at

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/index.asp

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Luke chadwick has a wife and a kid not sure on the quality of either though!!

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deang wrote:

Other players who would struggle. Phillippe Senderos, John Arne Rise, John Hartson, Stewart Dowling, Micheal Carrick, Peter Crouch.

This is Crouchies misses.

So I'd have to disagree on that call.

Its no longer a problem.

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He must have big feet

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Dean, have you read Perry Groves book? Now he was a ginga and not exactly an attractive looking man but he had his fair share of women and mostly while he was married. No surprise his wife found out and kicked him out.

He basically supported what you say though and said that as he got better at football and climbed up the ranks, he became a lot more attractive to the ladies.

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On Peter Crouches misses, which is one place that I would like to be!!!

I wonder if she knew who he was when she snared him, and on the big feet thing, mine are a size 13 so that makes me John Holmes aye!

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2ndBest wrote:

He must have big feet

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Ugliest footballers? You couldn't go past Ian Dowie nor Ian Holloway for that award. Ugliest player nominations in their time and now ugliest manager nominations!!

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dirk kuyt.. end thread

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Toffeeman wrote:

deang wrote:

Other players who would struggle. Phillippe Senderos, John Arne Rise, John Hartson, Stewart Dowling, Micheal Carrick, Peter Crouch.

This is Crouchies misses.

So I'd have to disagree on that call.

Apparently Crouch walked in on her sucking off Franksie Lampsy during the 2006 World Cup (which would make her the only thing that Franksie scored during the tournament).

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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You cant top Ian Dowie can you, althogh Dirk Kyut does come a close 2nd.

There proves it, Crouches misses aint with him for his good looks, emense charm and all that. She with him so she could get close to Frankie L when on England duty. She just a gold digging hoe then!

I do remember the funniest though was when I read that Tony Adams got Caprice, that was huge news in the English press, they even went on talk shows together. This was when Rodders had just come out of a detox centre in the south of France, and maybe Caprice fancied the footballer, and the reformed alcholic, turned poet.

It certainly was a tale. But very much unlike Mickey Owen, he married his childhood sweetie, who had been with him since he was 12, and being a good family boy like he is, he bought his family a private road, and moved them all in. His family on oneside of the road, and hers on the other.

Awe, now isnt that love.

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GK Jim Leighton Scotland

2 D Socrates Brazil

3 D Marcelo Balboa U.S.A.

4 D Trifon Ivanov Bulgaria

5 D Michael Reiziger Holland

6 D Alexi Lalas U.S.A.

7 M Diego Maradona Argentina

8 M Robert Prosenicki Croatia

9 F Paul Breitner Germany

10 F Carlos Valderrama Colombia

11 F Ronaldo Luiz Nazario da Lima Brazil

manager Jack Charlton Republic

I don't know about this site. This is their all time ugly World Cup XI. I can think of far uglier WC players than, for instance, Maradona and Balboa. What about Bulgaria's Yordan Lechkov, England's Nobby Stiles, the Brazilian 1970 trio of Felix (OK, Jim Leighton would be hard to displace), Gerson and Tostao (The beautiful team?), Falcao from Brazil 1982, West Germany's Hans Pieter Briegel and Horst Hrubesch and our own Peter Simonsen, who didn't get on the pitch but perhaps it's just as well.

And if it's an ugly Yank they are after, forget Balboa and Lalas (his ugliness was attributable to his hirsuteness, nothing else) and stick in Charley Columbo from the 1950 side that beat England. A truly horrific man.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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im suprised no one has mentioned Carlos "gills( or hulk)" Tevez

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Franck Ribery??

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UberGunner wrote:

im suprised no one has mentioned Carlos "gills( or hulk)" Tevez

Tevez is a cross between two seveties TV icons - Patrick Duffy's Man From Atlantis (for the gills) and Lou Ferrigno's The Incredible Hulk (for the rest of the package).

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Peter Beardsley: the bulldog chewing a wasp.

I still have mental scars of a photo of him in what one can only describe as a pose Jerry Collins got caught out with a year or so back.

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Gooner 4 Life wrote:

Franck Ribery??

Yeah he was my first thought as well.

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For those of us who follow the Scottish game, there's one name that springs to mind:

Davie Dodds. Ex Dundee United, Rangers and Aberdeen. He wasn't nicknamed the Elephant Man for nothing!

Robert Fleck and Steve Archibald weren't exactly male models either!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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