As so many of you look up to me (I am 6 foot 8), I have decided to let you into my betting secrets. Follow these to the letter, and you will not need to work again*
�5 West Ham to beat Noocastle (return = �10.50)
�1 Accumulator
Liverpool to beat Stoke
West Ham to beat Noocastle
Arsenal to beat Bolton
Birmingham to beat Blackpool
Southampton to beat Barnsley
Bradford to beat Bournmouth
return = �18.47
Just realised I am fooked if West Ham don't win
* you will also need to marry a spouse who is capable and willing to support you
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight