You're avin a giraffe
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Fabio Capello is taking an England training session. Holding a
ball under his arm he calls over Wayne Rooney and whispers something
into his ear. Before you
can blink Wayne has slapped the ball down and is off.
He takes it round Rio, drops a shoulder past Richards, nutmegs Wright-Phillips, rounds James...... as Capello shouts;
The CONES Wayne! I said take it round the CONES!
He takes it round Rio, drops a shoulder past Richards, nutmegs Wright-Phillips, rounds James...... as Capello shouts;
The CONES Wayne! I said take it round the CONES!
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I don't know whether to laugh or...
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Taxi for Mr uiron
Its no longer a problem.
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He can have my one if he doesn't have a coat.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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In that case you all probably wouldnt like me to tell you the one that starts like this then....
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.
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Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Two gay cowboys.
Yup? Yep!
Yup? Yep!
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Go on
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
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A man walks into a drum kit.
Boom tish.
Boom tish.
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "You look sad, why the long face??"
I'll get me coat!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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How many perverts to change a lightbulb?
One, but 5 doctors to remove it.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
OLD JOKE. OF COURSE IT'S AN OLD JOKE. PETROL COST 50c A LITRE WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
OLD JOKE. OF COURSE IT'S AN OLD JOKE. PETROL COST 50c A LITRE WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS
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A man walks into a drum kit.
Boom tish.
Boom tish.
Hhahaha that made me laugj.
Three for me, and two for them.
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
That was really good... took me a second to click, but when i did....
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Why do dyslexic kids hate christmas?
They are scared of Satan coming down the chimney!
ill get my coat...
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