You're avin a giraffe

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're avin a giraffe

We're Forever Causing Trouble

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Fabio Capello is taking an England training session. Holding a ball under his arm he calls over Wayne Rooney and whispers something into his ear. Before you can blink Wayne has slapped the ball down and is off.
He takes it round Rio, drops a shoulder past Richards, nutmegs Wright-Phillips, rounds James...... as Capello shouts;

The CONES Wayne! I said take it round the CONES!

We're Forever Causing Trouble

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't know whether to laugh or...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Taxi for Mr uiron

Its no longer a problem.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Grab ya coat
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He can have my one if he doesn't have a coat.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
In that case you all probably wouldnt like me to tell you the one that starts like this then....
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Two gay cowboys.

Yup? Yep!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go on

Peoples Republik of Aucklandia

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A man walks into a drum kit.










Boom tish.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "You look sad, why the long face??"
 
 
I'll get me coat!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How many perverts to change a lightbulb?
One, but 5 doctors to remove it.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

OLD JOKE. OF COURSE IT'S AN OLD JOKE. PETROL COST 50c A LITRE WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ginger_eejit wrote:
A man walks into a drum kit.










Boom tish.

Hhahaha that made me laugj.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
s2art wrote:
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
 
That was really good... took me a second to click, but when i did....
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why do dyslexic kids hate christmas?
They are scared of Satan coming down the chimney!
 
ill get my coat...
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