2015 Fantasy League (NFL)

Amazingly close game - feel like I absolutely stole that win.

2-3, I have never been so high. I am waking up with nosebleeds every morning at the moment.

The Matches of Week 5

Both teams top scorers got 20.7pts, on MNF I needed 11yds from L.Bell. He ended the say with a massive game and 20pts in our scoring easily giving the Waffles victory. This match was the chance for a team to turn around a bad start, 2-3 looks good compared to 1-4 now.

These two teams are battling for the playoff spots, just above 0.500, a win for Paul kept them in the playoff picture. Though Rodriguez played 3 players on a bye...dear lord :P

Holy Fudging Hammers! Phillip Rivers managed to win this somehow on MNF, just a half point victory. Justin Forsett & the Packers D did great work for the Hammers, while the Troopers have to be disappointed across the board.

The Whale managed to get a victory here as well and are now very close to the playoff picture. Devonta Freeman had another amazing game, but not enough to get home. Whale had good performances across the board that got them home.

This game was the battle to stay undefeated, Tegal took it out with a great game Eifert got 25pts. Hopkins 22 & Edelman 21pts. Just dominant while the Billikids managed to have a great amount of cover at Quarterback with Bortles coming in, but were let down by Mathews & Moncrief.

The Standings

No change to the playoff picture as it stays as Tegal vs Paul & Billikids vs Rodriguez

Pick-ups

Trades

Injury Update

Yep, Tegal well and truly smashed me.  And the scary thing was Antonio Brown got hardly any points.

My chances took a serious dive this week with Jamaal Charles' injury.  At least it means I don't have to worry who to drop when Ajayi comes off IR I guess.

Damn you Hammers, you stole my waiver for Charcandrick West!! You better not play him and he score big against me this week.

If anyone wants a waiver pick, I'm generally first up at the moment. I can make the pick for you and then we can discuss a 'fee'. 

Hahaha, cheeky!

Desperate times...

I quit...

It'll get better.... Next season!

I was very much in your position last season - it seemed that all my players scored well under their projections, while every opposition player smashed their one out of the park (wrong sport, I know, but you get my drift). I think I was 0-6, and finished the season 2-11. I was hating the dynasty set up as I just wanted to scrap my whole squad and start again.

And look at me now - 2-3, and about to whip Yakcall to go to .500

Yeah good luck with that!

haha so I start the round off with -1 point...not ideal! 

I actually laughed when I saw that...Defenses suck :P

I might have spoken too soon. Williams is now out so I have Crowell on who is still questionable and the prediction has dropped to a one point game. Going to be an interesting weekend

Chris Ivory having a hell of a game has meant I'm likely to lose unless Brady has an amazing game against the Colts.

Don't think it needs to be that amazing, look at the projections, you are well in this one :D

Projections have me currently 8 points out. Shame I played the wrong D, Cardinals = 1 point, Dolphines = 25 points! Bugga!

Yeah the Dolphins D really turned up today...just no idea haha. I also would've started Cards there...

8pts isn't much to be behind on projections really. I am still worried about my game and projections have me up by 15 :P

I think you are going to win this with field goals

Yeah, my top scorer at the moment is my kicker.

Jonathan Stewart has you done for :P

Yip, 20 point difference now!

I'm winning!!!! (but not gunna end that way).

My D/ST failed miserably against projected and low numbers again around my RB/WR but slowly improving. 

Based on the projections the week will end with 7 teams between 4-2 & 3-3...

This Green Bay vs San Diego game has me worried...

Now with 2mins left SD gets the ball back chasing a win, putting Woodhead & Allen back in for the Billikids...Ugly...

WOW! So for me I need Vereen to score less than 21pts on Monday Night Football :)

Midas Whale need Brady & Murray to outscore Rueben Randle & Danny Amendola by 32.8pts (Gronk You Tour?)

Usos need Luck, Gore & Ertz to combine for 7pts more than Josh Brown (This is highly likely) => Avg pts makes this closer Luck + Gore +Ertz = 20pts avg, Josh Brown = 11pts

Fairies need the Patriots D to outscore Beckham Jr by 50pts...(Yeah not happening)

Nialls Paul needs D.Lewis, TY.Hilton & Giants D to combine to defeat Gronk & Edelman by 34.9pts (Unlikely)

All over now! Brady threw an INT! First pick-6 since Week 4 of the 2014 season against the Chiefs

There was a minute (I think) in the 3rd quarter of the early games where Palmer through an intercept, Charcandrick West fumbled and the Jets conceded a TD, which swung the projection from me going to win by a couple, to being 10 down. As my wife will testify, I wasn't too happy. I was also lucky that the Broncos game went to OT, as Owen Daniels still hadn't caught a catch at the end of regulation, but managed 2 for 3.4 points

Weirdly, it seems i will win my 3rd game in a row, go to .500 but will still be bottom of my divison.

To celebrate the newest Worst Play in NFL History....our award for lowest score of the week has a new picture...

Haha I didn't realise someone had done this before...Yakcall should recognise this...

Monday Night Football (Halftime)

The games as they matter to us

Billikids vs Waffles 107.6-126.8

Jordan Matthews (RMTC) 3 for 32yds = 4.7pts

Hammers vs Whale 117.3-84.7

Reuben Randle (LOHA) 4 for 34yds = 5.4pts

DeMarco Murray (MW) 5 for 12yds & 2 Rec for 11yds = 3.3pts

Usos vs Troopers 126.7-101.4

Zach Ertz (MALO) 1 for 12yds = 1.7pts

Josh Brown (MET) 1 PAT = 1pt

Paul vs Tegal 103.8-133.5

Giants DST (NP) 14Pts Agst 1 Int = 8pts

It doesn't matter to me...anyone got a waiver claim they really want? Happy to pick it up for you...at a price :)

Monday Night Football

The games as they matter to us

Billikids vs Waffles 108.6-126.8

Jordan Matthews (RMTC) 5 for 52yds & FUM lost = 5.7pts

Hammers vs Whale 117.3-95.6

Reuben Randle (LOHA) 4 for 34yds = 5.4pts

DeMarco Murray (MW) 10 for 53yds, TD & 3 Rec for 14yds = 14.2pts

Usos vs Troopers 132-101.4

Zach Ertz (MALO) 3 for 38yds = 5.3pts

Josh Brown (MET) 1 PAT = 1pt

Paul vs Tegal 100.8-133.5

Giants DST (NP) 14Pts Agst 1 Int = 5pts

Yakall - your profile pic is absolutely hilarious when you "THIS!" 

Just for that you get a This!

It's mesmerizing and even more so when it's small. I think we should all have the same one with a different kit colour and like EVERY post on EVERY thread. Can't...stop...watching. I feel determined to find something eyecatching now...