COMPETITION - Adidas World Cup Pun Comp

3rd XI
140
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2.4K
·
about 14 years

juan got juan goal vs japan this morning

LG
Legend
5.7K
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23K
·
almost 17 years

Germany say Haasta la Vista baby to Portugal.

First Team Squad
38
·
1.4K
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over 15 years

It all would make more sense if Suarez played for Hungary.

Trialist
0
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1
·
almost 10 years

Suarez likes his Lahm rare

LG
Legend
5.7K
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23K
·
almost 17 years

Italian baits, Suarez bites.

Trialist
0
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1
·
almost 10 years

I think people want O'leary to leave the world cup because they don't think he knows the Rules... Personally I say he takes the Hintz and goes.

WeeNix
830
·
590
·
almost 11 years

If FIFA don't suspend Luis Suarez from playing in future World Cups, he might get a second bite of the Cherry-llini in 4 years time...

WeeNix
830
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590
·
almost 11 years

Does it have to be a team sponsored by Adidas, or also a single player wearing their shoes?

Marquee
46
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8.2K
·
almost 17 years

No point in giving Suarez a long Lector about his behaviour, he won't listen 

WeeNix
170
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670
·
about 11 years

Spanish coach Ramos-full after early exit but promises Torres-olve problems

Wellington united SharkCods
120
·
220
·
over 12 years

Endo the line for Japan after loss to Colombia.

Appiah without the pace
6.6K
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19K
·
almost 17 years

Does it have to be a team sponsored by Adidas, or also a single player wearing their shoes?

Check the first post ... "Adidas-sponsored World Cup team.'

Listen here Fudgeface
3.7K
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15K
·
about 14 years

Would be nice if people were to just Reid the Rule's.

(Do non-adidas club teams count?)

Starting XI
480
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3.5K
·
almost 14 years

patrick478 wrote:

Would be nice if people were to just Reid the Rule's.

(Do non-adidas club teams count?)

You've gone and Dome it now.

Marquee
5.3K
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9.5K
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over 12 years

I heard there was surface flooding Klose to the stadium for the Germany match this morning: it got bad enough in some places you could have gone on a Boateng Kroos.

Marquee
1.2K
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5.5K
·
over 13 years

Are the Slavs Russian for an invasion of Germany? How Fabio for them.

LG
Legend
5.7K
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23K
·
almost 17 years

Russian home now, Algeria staying.

Marquee
970
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6.5K
·
over 11 years

Teething problems, Luis? Don't let 'em grind you down mate - get 'em ground down!

Marquee
970
·
6.5K
·
over 11 years

Liverpool to sell Suarez to Werewolverhampton Wanderers. (You heard it here first).

Marquee
970
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6.5K
·
over 11 years

Suarez, now minus teeth, has moved to the A-League in an attempt to qualify for the Suckeroos.

Trialist
2
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2
·
almost 10 years

What is the difference between a teabag and England?

The teabag stays in the cup longer

Marquee
3.3K
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6.8K
·
over 16 years

uruguay's attack this morning lacked bite....

Marquee
300
·
5K
·
about 17 years

Yes they were ha mess.

LG
Legend
5.7K
·
23K
·
almost 17 years

I wonder what Suarez will sink his teeth into whilst "out of the game"? "My Kitchen Nightmare"?

Starting XI
990
·
2.3K
·
about 12 years

Will Mexico be going through or will Miguel be saying haere ra?

Starting XI
990
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2.3K
·
about 12 years

Spare a thought for Argentina's reserve keeper. Despite some saintly form Augustin just hasn't been able to add another notch in to Orion's belt.

Wellington united SharkCods
120
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220
·
over 12 years

Did you Herrera bout Mexico? Yea, they are going home after that Pena-lty.

Wellington united SharkCods
120
·
220
·
over 12 years

Got to admire the Navas say die attitude of Costa Rica today.*

*Not an Adidas team but I had to do it anyway.

Stage Punch
2.1K
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11K
·
over 16 years

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

Marquee
5.3K
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9.5K
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over 12 years

Smithy wrote:

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

Schurrle they can't all be that bad?
Tegal
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Head Sleuth
3K
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19K
·
almost 17 years

no messi? 

Smithy, stop Lionel the time and tell the truth for a change. 

Marquee
300
·
5K
·
about 17 years

I've really enjoyed all the Uruguay/Suarez ones.

Starting XI
480
·
3.5K
·
almost 14 years

Smithy wrote:

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

It's like the Netherlanding story.

Marquee
300
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5K
·
about 17 years

Algeria will be like lahms to the slaughter.They will get muellered.Kroos to victory etc etc etc.

Wellington united SharkCods
120
·
220
·
over 12 years

Argentina set to prove that you really can Javier cake and eat it too.

Tegal
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Head Sleuth
3K
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19K
·
almost 17 years

JonoNewton wrote:

Smithy wrote:

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

It's like the Netherlanding story.

I hear that movie is trippy to watch after a dutchie. 

LG
Legend
5.7K
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23K
·
almost 17 years

Robben goes down quicker than a $2 hooker. 

But then we all know that. Ashley Young could learn a lot about the finesse of diving from Robben should he go to United.

Life and death
2.4K
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5.5K
·
about 17 years
Tegal wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

Smithy wrote:

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

It's like the Netherlanding story.

I hear that movie is trippy to watch after a dutchie. 

.... on the Robben side.....pass the dutchie on the Robben side.......
Marquee
3.3K
·
6.8K
·
over 16 years

Van Gaal: "great goal, lets taco 'bout it miguel"

Miguel: "Louis, Im nacho your friend anymore"

Marquee
620
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6.3K
·
almost 17 years

Go Greece lightning you Costa Rica from the World Cup trail..

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