COMPETITION - Adidas World Cup Pun Comp

juan got juan goal vs japan this morning

Germany say Haasta la Vista baby to Portugal.

It all would make more sense if Suarez played for Hungary.

Suarez likes his Lahm rare

Italian baits, Suarez bites.

I think people want O'leary to leave the world cup because they don't think he knows the Rules... Personally I say he takes the Hintz and goes.

If FIFA don't suspend Luis Suarez from playing in future World Cups, he might get a second bite of the Cherry-llini in 4 years time...

Does it have to be a team sponsored by Adidas, or also a single player wearing their shoes?

No point in giving Suarez a long Lector about his behaviour, he won't listen 

Spanish coach Ramos-full after early exit but promises Torres-olve problems

Endo the line for Japan after loss to Colombia.

Check the first post ... "Adidas-sponsored World Cup team.'

Would be nice if people were to just Reid the Rule's.

(Do non-adidas club teams count?)

You've gone and Dome it now.

I heard there was surface flooding Klose to the stadium for the Germany match this morning: it got bad enough in some places you could have gone on a Boateng Kroos.

Are the Slavs Russian for an invasion of Germany? How Fabio for them.

Russian home now, Algeria staying.

Teething problems, Luis? Don't let 'em grind you down mate - get 'em ground down!

Liverpool to sell Suarez to Werewolverhampton Wanderers. (You heard it here first).

Suarez, now minus teeth, has moved to the A-League in an attempt to qualify for the Suckeroos.

What is the difference between a teabag and England?

The teabag stays in the cup longer

uruguay's attack this morning lacked bite....

Yes they were ha mess.

I wonder what Suarez will sink his teeth into whilst "out of the game"? "My Kitchen Nightmare"?

Will Mexico be going through or will Miguel be saying haere ra?

Spare a thought for Argentina's reserve keeper. Despite some saintly form Augustin just hasn't been able to add another notch in to Orion's belt.

Did you Herrera bout Mexico? Yea, they are going home after that Pena-lty.

Got to admire the Navas say die attitude of Costa Rica today.*

*Not an Adidas team but I had to do it anyway.

Quality is slowly creeping up here. Well played.

I can confirm (with sadness) that 90% of the email entries so far have been Klose or Ghana puns. Awful.

no messi? 

Smithy, stop Lionel the time and tell the truth for a change. 

I've really enjoyed all the Uruguay/Suarez ones.

It's like the Netherlanding story.

Algeria will be like lahms to the slaughter.They will get muellered.Kroos to victory etc etc etc.

Argentina set to prove that you really can Javier cake and eat it too.

I hear that movie is trippy to watch after a dutchie. 

Robben goes down quicker than a $2 hooker. 

But then we all know that. Ashley Young could learn a lot about the finesse of diving from Robben should he go to United.

Van Gaal: "great goal, lets taco 'bout it miguel"

Miguel: "Louis, Im nacho your friend anymore"

Go Greece lightning you Costa Rica from the World Cup trail..