COMPETITION - Adidas World Cup Pun Comp

USA coach "We'll have Belgium for luncheon"

Greece knocked out of the World Cup after Penalties. What the Hellas?

Mexico out, Netherlands through, I Schmelzer conspiracey, Ozil Schurrle Bender be an investigation on diving. Gonna be Klose.

Howedes Germany going to win this?  They Mesut Up Ozil the time. 

Belgium's in good Kompany making the quarters.  I'm Fellaini they Hazard a good chance of going further.  Mertens get too excited though.  I think I'll be Buyten my time and just see how it pans out.  Maybe they get to be one of Defour top sides?  They'll be Climan up the rankings if they do!  Belgium fans Moussa be pleased about how they are going - sure beats a Vertongen lashing. By any standard they've not been a Borre - unlike some of the other sides that were Lombaerts their best.  I'd try and name all their players but some just Wilmots fit in.  I mean, what on earth sounds like Alderweirald?   

Lots of people struggling with the Adidas aspect of this competition.

Yes 2ndBest we Musa try harder.

I'm just guEssien which players/teams are Adidas to be honest. 

Is there a Nike version of this comp? Tick here.

Not struggling. Just wanted to slip in a Greece pun

Aww but Algeria play in Puma Pants

If Algeria win this I'm gonna Puma pants.

You better wipe your bUmbro

it's not that messi or any argentina player didn't know how to juggle , they just didn't have the balls to do it

in case you were applying that to me ...

http://www.footyheadlines.com/2014/05/belgium-to-s...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Adidas_sponso...

from July2014 if that counts

was fun to do anycase :)

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Spain was bloody impossible, I thought

but a new day and ...

Spain, Diego out of the competition real early.  Pretty Xabi performance from the defending champs - a lo grande - that's "big time" to you pommie Torres.  And it'll be Reina tears in Spain.  So they've bought their Bus-tic-quets and are on their way home. Simply never found the right de Gear.  Doesn't Mata? Sure it does. Casillas again at the next Cup!  Vincente home early this time.  Sergio right - played like a bunch of Jordi's after a big night out. 

The Guardian's coverage of Pablo's performance this morning was outrageous. I will be writing a strongly worded Zabaleta to the editor.

a messy outcome

http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/NCI_swiss_cheese.jpg&imgrefurl=http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_cheese&h=234&w=215&tbnid=LERTTVjuHTs73M:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=170&usg=__Dk-oKFDL4exYwSvaYrtWa7w3XA8=&docid=P9iuWuqlFLhunM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=g1azU_CQA4G_lQWpm4HgBQ&sqi=2&ved=0CH4Q_B0wCw

Damn..cant post pic or link to swiss cheese but the idea was there :>(.

This is weak but at least it's a pun.

I heard one of the Russian midfielders has been sent home because he Shatov the hotel balcony.

Not the only team with accommodation troubles apparently, I heard that Spain were kicked out of their hotel after players were found in the bathroom doing lines of Koke.

Roland and Daniela Lahm have been very vocal to date in talking up the likelihood of their son Philipp’s German national team winning the 2014 World Cup. 

Will Deschamps’s France bring about the silence of the Lahms?

Colombia v Uruguay was a bit of a goldmine:

'Rodriguez James Uruguay'

Plus the obvious biting ones:

Suarez shoulders the blame for WC exit (You could insert Chiellini there too)

Uruguay not hungry enough

Uruguay lack appetite on big stage

etc, etc

Ave Maria! Angel sends Argentina through

Aren't the Argentine Pumas sponsored by Adidas

? A real oxymoron. 

Predictions for the france germany game: 0-zil, then extra time and progba-bly penalties.

3 stripes tOzil?

Surely on sunday the headline will be "Brazil are Neymar"

Quite a strong Scottish accent in Brazil then?

Boateng sends France down the river.

Game set and MATS to Germany!

Colombia are hoping their matches dont end in a shoot out!

It would be pretty difficult to find a pub or esky bar in Colombia that isn't full of people watching the football

We'll see him Ney Mar at this World Cup

who won?

Belgium are really feeling de-byrne in the Brasilia heat today.

The deeper into extra time this game goes the more likely the dutch will have a MEMPHIS meltdown

I know it's all over now, but did anyone consider entering a visual pun?

Happy for these to be considered under Smithy's "I make the rules so there" clause. The following illustrates how much I cannot handle all this late drama. Let's assume it refers to the Mexico v Netherlands game. 

Slightly related ....

Not an entry, but just Löw this (stolen from Twitter)

How are we doing with this Smithy? Winner winner chicken dinner?