COMPETITION - Adidas World Cup Pun Comp

Hey Fever.

The lovely folk at Adidas have offered to give us a pair of their latest boots, the 11pros to give away.

To win them, all you need to do is post here, or email us, with your bestest ever pun related to an Adidas-sponsored World Cup team.

The best one will be picked by the podcast crew to win the boots.

Multiple entries are allowed, but we reserve the right to disqualify you if we think you're taking the piss. One pun per entry though. No exhausting punathons. 

Single sentences of hilarity will win the day.

Boots will be in the size the winner specifies, couriered to you anywhere in New Zealand.

Entries close Friday 4 July.

All other rules are up to me and I might make them up or change them as we go along. So there.

LOL already corrected...

Spain's World Cup Review DVD: 3 Stripes and you're out!!!

Thought about it, but Twitter entries are not accepted. 

Do referees count?  They are Adidas sponsored and equipped.

Hodor

The reigning Spain, sat, mainly on the plane.

Sure.

Emmanuel Emenike is pretty good, but Nigeria would do better with Emmanuel Emeadidas.

*steals 2Bs eagles pun*

Haha yes shamlessly stolen off twitter, disregard if it's already been entered.

In case youre struggling to figure out all the teams for punny material:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Adidas_sponsorships#National_teams_4

Mark Rule gives Dzeko the three stripes and you're outta here.

Shame it's not for all the teams, 2 straight losses and Gerraroutta here.

There once was a ref named O'Leary

Ambrose golf, Rueben burgers, roast Lahm, no wonder Nigeria and Germany are so Klose to qualifying...

I hear his eyesight was Blurry

...Unknwn Quantity

Nigeria must be taking the Mikel if they think they can win this.

Germany to win Ozil bust.

I would enter this competition, but I'm Schurrle that my puns will be pretty Lahm.

Please move this to the pundimonium thread where bad puns are allowed. You have 1 hour to comply or I report it to the Mod - you! ;)

When the Argentina national football team visted the slums of Brazil they thought it was very Messi.

Will Mexico all the way, or will it end up being a close Xavi for El Tri in Brazil?

Did you Herrera El Tri coach wears a size 5 Brazuca!?!

Great Tiki Taco from Mexico.

Klose klose

I asked the Brazilian team if they are left or right footed. Right said Fred.

(pity they are Nike)

Italy lacking that crucial bite.

That is in no way a pun. 0.

Involves adidas how exactly?

Uruguayan Puma tucks in to shoulder of Italian beef.

Game over. Huffington Post just won some boots.

Spain coach before WC

"I casillias losing in the group stages"

Needless to say he's absolutely fabregas-ted

mexico inching up the larder . enchilada get it .inching up the world cup rankings ladder 

ok its silly but it's all I got at the mo