It's Friday. Lets play 'You are the ref'

Number 3 is an indirect Free Kick- but is supposed to happen where the offense occurs- i.e, where the keeper handles it?
For Number 1, don't think ref can do much because I don't think it's officially part of the uniform, but know there's some discussion about it now so not really sure.
1) No booking
2) Note it in match report/report it to match supervisor
3)Indirect free kick from where keeper handled or edge of 6 yard box if handled inside.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
Three for me, and two for them.
Thanks experts ....
I know, I know, its serious!
Interesting, nevertheless.
I know, I know, its serious!
1) No booking
2) Note it in match report/report it to match supervisor
3)Indirect free kick from where keeper handled or edge of 6 yard box if handled inside.
1) Providing the player hasn't delayed the restart, and you don't feel the celebration was excessive or provocative, then, based on the current laws of the game, no offence has been committed. This shouldn't be an issue in future, though, because of the new ban on snoods. The International FA Board has judged that they are potentially dangerous. Thanks to Arran Parkinson for the question.
2) You have a responsibility to uphold the integrity of the game, but you're not in a position to pass a full judgment on the players now. So make it clear to both of them that you will be reporting what you saw to the authorities after the match, and call officials from both teams to your dressing room to tell them the same. Thanks to Johannah Carroll.
3) Award an indirect free-kick on the goal area line parallel to the goalline at a point nearest the position of the offence. The keeper has deliberately handled the ball from a direct kick from a team-mate. He's not guilty, though, of the red card offence of denying a goal because keepers are allowed to handle the ball inside their own penalty area: his offence is specific. Derek Rouse wins the shirt.
Good job team.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
Or resit your NZF Referee Level 1 accreditation! ;)
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
I wasn't sure if you could ping a player for violent conduct on a spectator - but checking the LOTG, it would appear the ref was correct:
"A player who commits a cautionable or sending-off offence, either on or off
the fi eld of play, whether directed towards an opponent, a team-mate, the
referee, an assistant referee or any other person, is disciplined according to the
nature of the offence committed."
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

For Q1 clearly you do nothing. The player is from Man U and if your name is H Webb then it's "play on".
Do I win $5?
"Phoenix till they lose"
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For Q1 clearly you do nothing. The player is from Man U and if your name is H Webb then it's "play on".
Do I win $5?
Q 2 could be Bruce Grobbelaar.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

Repost as it's now on the last page - here is this week's:
My answers:
1) Give him one in the nuts as well.
2) As long as any lines are clear, can't see how it's your problem
3) Goal stands, give yourself a red card, then ask the sub to change numbers.
zonknz2011-03-11 13:22:58
2) Play match and submit a match incident report to the relevant authorities
3) Goal stands and get player to change shirt before he can resume play
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
My answers:
1) Give him one in the nuts as well.

"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
My answers:
1) Give him one in the nuts as well.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

Fixed.

Fixed.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
Three for me, and two for them.

Slow day at work, Buff!Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
Three for me, and two for them.
1) Book defender who blew your whistle (ungentlemanly conduct), depending on meaning of 'brutally hacked' red to the defender who took on the striker (dangerous play), restart the game with freekick for the foul that you originally saw - the game stops when you intend to blow the whistle.
2)Accidental = goal
3)Penalty. Conflicted on whether yellow for ungentlemanly conduct or red for DOGSO. I guess probably red.
Edit: Just looked at the picture for 1). Clear red - studs up lunging from behind. No question at all.aitkenmike2011-03-25 20:09:17
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Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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2) When the corner taker kicks the ball, it is in play, is it not, regardless of distance? Play to the whistle, muppets.
3) If the wind is strong enough to move the ball on the ground, you probably should have abandoned the game already?
zonknz2011-04-01 13:21:22


