Official Korea DPR Thread
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Cos someone had to
Salmon072010-06-04 11:19:37
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Roddy Brown... U20 World Cup.
It's not original.
It's not original.
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At Birko I am setting up an official NK fan zone during the World Cup.
Very much looking forward to this and providing a true NK experience
for all to enjoy.
CHOLLIMA!!!
CHOLLIMA!!!
Three for me, and two for them.
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providing a true NK experience
for all to enjoy.
for all to enjoy.
Abject poverty?
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providing a true NK experience
for all to enjoy.
for all to enjoy.
Abject poverty?
Huh? No such thing as poverty in glorious North Korea. Poverty is only a rumour created by sensationalist western dogs.
Three for me, and two for them.
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They may do better than people expect. The term Dark horse may have been made for this team
When the FIFA u17s was here two years ago i remember thinking how naive there tactics were- when they were fouled they'd get up and chase the ball, rather than flop in a heap- it was so agaisnt the norm that it often caught the other team out; essentially they ran them into the ground with a very energetic, direct approach. Plus they all had the same hair cuts (Think bowl cut) so marking them must have been a helluva job.
They won by the way- against USA
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That was the women's (girls') team? They were big, fast and had stamina. But also some very good technical players with great accuracy in passing.
They got Juniorette all fired up and enthused with football (them and the crazy Danish supporters).
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Those girls really did show the Western capitalist dogs how to play too. I was going for them!
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Bump for the DPR massive:
Salmon072010-06-06 23:27:30
Salmon072010-06-06 23:27:30
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Put $6 on Nigeria to beat them (kick off in 75 minutes) and I will rage if they fail.
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Put $6 on Nigeria to beat them (kick off in 75 minutes) and I will rage if they fail.
did the comrades vanquish their foes?
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Put $6 on Nigeria to beat them (kick off in 75 minutes) and I will rage if they fail.
did the comrades vanquish their foes?
Answer: http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/world-cup/3783683/Fans-injured-in-World-Cup-friendly-stampede
(Sorry hyperlink function is not working so good for me)
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ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Is that a team photo?
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Our dear leader deserves our respect and gratitude. That's why.
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I read on wikipedia that Kim Jong Il is a fan of both Rambo and James Bond. But he didn't approve of Die Another Day due to the fact that North Korea were the bad guys. I sincerely hope that's true, and if it is my respect for him will soar.
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....And you posted this why?
I'm so ronery. So ronery..
Junior822010-06-07 20:22:05
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i can't laugh about Nth Korea
it's like the embodiment of hell that regime
I hope the world cup gives their people something to feel happy about
it's like the embodiment of hell that regime
I hope the world cup gives their people something to feel happy about
E's Flat Ah's Flat Too
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Edit: Nah sorry - my previous comment not really appropriate
Junior822010-06-08 12:16:55
Junior822010-06-08 12:16:55
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whoa mate
I was speaking for myself, not having a go at anyone else.
there is just something about both NK and Zimbabwean I find deeply unfunny and sickening
quite why I'm that hypocritical about their suffering to anyone else I don't know.
I was speaking for myself, not having a go at anyone else.
there is just something about both NK and Zimbabwean I find deeply unfunny and sickening
quite why I'm that hypocritical about their suffering to anyone else I don't know.
E's Flat Ah's Flat Too
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It's all good - wasn't having a go at you. Just posted something better left for off topic or not at all.
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Its hard to stay on topic with Korea DPR- sure they are a footballing nation competing in the WC and have evry right to be there and be taken seriosuly as such, but with all there dogma and history, and general wackiness it will be hard not to try into high or low farce.
When they start playing then post comments about their performances in here.
ill tip them to do better than expected
ill tip them to do better than expected
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Come last in their group with one goal as opposed to last with no goals? You've seen their group, right?
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The group of megadeath
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You have to admire his optimism:
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You have to admire his optimism:
If not, we'll just nuke them.
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2-1 loss in our opening game against Brazil. Our goal was a cracker tbf, very well deserved.
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Did a lot better this morning than most people expected I'd say.
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Did you see what i meant about they don't dive? they have never seen EPL or Serie A players flopping about- when they are fouled they get up and keep going- it bamboozled the oppo who expect them to flop
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Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Quality 
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He won't be able to return to Korea DPR after that. what a muppet
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Amazing how they all cried in the anthem
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Amazing how they all cried in the anthem
I'll admit several moments during the game including that made me well up. These players deserve a bit of joy and happiness and i was so pleased for them when they scored their goal.
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Next Opponent/Capitalist Western Dog: Portugal, Monday 21st June, 11:30pm (NZT)
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Are those FIFA approved bayonets?
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