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FTW
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el grapadura wrote:
Back on topic, I really, really would like a tim-tam right now.

If anyone can help with this urgent situation, please let me know.


Can't do right now but turn up at KP#6 or #7 between 10 am - 12 noon tomorrow and we'll see what we can spare.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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why not send matt morris a tim tam and a poisoned cup of coffee...idiot f**ker....do both countries football a favour
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Junior82 wrote:
Hard News wrote:

Junior82 wrote:
Chit chats - good, honest coalface NZ biscuits.
[/QUOTE]The real coalface is a Hudson's Chocolate chippie and a glass of cold milk.  Chit Chats are more you NZFC biscuit and that's not real coalface.  Real coalface is swamp like Kilbirnie at 15:00 on a Saturday with Sleet and Snow.


Ah - so I'd have my chit chats and cocoa at Te Whaea, but my choc chippie and milk (or Choysa Tea) at Kilbirnie.

Must 'fess up and say that my kids teams usually have tim tams at half time. We are obvioulsy Yanks/Ockers in disguise and taking away game time from honest Kiwi kids such as the Mar, IBU and BNU.
 
What happened to oranges?
 
[QUOTE=2ndBest]

FTW
 
I'm with you big time on this one!
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Hard News wrote:

el grapadura wrote:
Back on topic, I really, really would like a tim-tam right now.

If anyone can help with this urgent situation, please let me know.
You at archives ?


Nah. Haven't been out for lunch yet, so may give in to my urges when I head out.
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White chocolate is too sickly. Dark or milk FTW.
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Footpaul wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Hard News wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Chit chats - good, honest coalface NZ biscuits.
The real coalface is a Hudson's Chocolate chippie and a glass of cold milk.� Chit Chats are more you NZFC biscuit and that's not real coalface.� Real coalface is swamp like Kilbirnie at 15:00 on a Saturday with Sleet and Snow.
Ah - so I'd have my chit chats and cocoa at Te Whaea, but my choc chippie and milk (or Choysa Tea) at Kilbirnie. Must 'fess up and say that my kids teams usually have tim tams at half time. We are obvioulsy Yanks/Ockers in disguise and taking away game time from honest Kiwi kids such as the Mar, IBU and BNU.

�

What happened to oranges?



Oranges aren't so crash hot for a half time energy boost apparently - something about the citric acid. Apparently.




"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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Junior82 wrote:
Footpaul wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Hard News wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Chit chats - good, honest coalface NZ biscuits.
The real coalface is a Hudson's Chocolate chippie and a glass of cold milk.  Chit Chats are more you NZFC biscuit and that's not real coalface.  Real coalface is swamp like Kilbirnie at 15:00 on a Saturday with Sleet and Snow.
Ah - so I'd have my chit chats and cocoa at Te Whaea, but my choc chippie and milk (or Choysa Tea) at Kilbirnie. Must 'fess up and say that my kids teams usually have tim tams at half time. We are obvioulsy Yanks/Ockers in disguise and taking away game time from honest Kiwi kids such as the Mar, IBU and BNU.

 

What happened to oranges?



Oranges aren't so crash hot for a half time energy boost apparently - something about the citric acid. Apparently.




 
What has happened to the game I knew and loved? Back in my day...
 
I'm going to bring some oranges to my Sunday social games. The lads will appreciate it.
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Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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When I was playing Aussie Rules we'd scoff snakes and jelly beans at half time. Sugar ruuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhh!
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Pascalls or Allens?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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Unsure, didn't see the packet, they were just in a huge bowl passed around by a trainer.
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Hopefully if you were playing Aussie Rules they were true blue Australian Confectionery Company lollies.
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mlmorris wrote:
Hopefully if you were playing Aussie Rules they were true blue Australian Confectionery Company lollies.
f**ken oath, mate. Dinky di lollies, most likely.
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This thread beats working. Don't tell the boss.
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Hard News wrote:

Krispies ?They're more your O-League biscuit.� Coconut Palms, sunny beaches...


Rough, hard surface...

"Phoenix till they lose"

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kiwi pie wrote:
Unsure, didn't see the packet, they were just in a huge bowl passed around by a trainer.
 
I wonder how many different types of urine they had on them?

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terminator_x wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Unsure, didn't see the packet, they were just in a huge bowl passed around by a trainer.
 
I wonder how many different types of urine they had on them?


That reminds me of the test they did on nuts at a pub once.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:

terminator_x wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Unsure, didn't see the packet, they were just in a huge bowl passed around by a trainer.

�

I wonder how many different�types of urine they had on them?
That reminds me of the test they did on nuts at a pub once.


Testing whose nuts? Dribblers?

P.s. At the risk of taking this back to the dark place, pretty sure MM is notorganic.

P.P.S Dale is correct - White Chocololate are definitely the best.
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aitkenmike wrote:
Buffon II wrote:

terminator_x wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Unsure, didn't see the packet, they were just in a huge bowl passed around by a trainer.

 

I wonder how many different types of urine they had on them?
That reminds me of the test they did on nuts at a pub once.


Testing whose nuts? Dribblers?

P.s. At the risk of taking this back to the dark place, pretty sure MM is notorganic.

P.P.S Dale is correct - White Chocololate are definitely the best.


Did you guess that, or did you read the post within the comments section of the article where I posted that I was MM/notorganic?

White chocolate is not really chocolate, btw. It's just white.
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Not sure why our trainer would feel the need to piss on our lollies tbh.
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There's a lack of focus here lads.

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Should start a poll EG. Best tim tams. White. Original. Dark.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Tim Tams were indeed exported to America recently.

Of course, they had to go and be the fatheads that they are and bastardise them by calling them "Tim Tam Cookies"
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mlmorris wrote:
White chocolate is not really chocolate, btw. It's just white.
 
That is just so typical of an Aussie to keep the white and get rid of the chocolate.
 
Not only are you a Phoenix hater, you are a racist.
 

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Buffon II wrote:
Should start a poll EG. Best tim tams. White. Original. Dark.
And caramel
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terminator_x wrote:
mlmorris wrote:
White chocolate is not really chocolate, btw. It's just white.

�

That is just so typical of an Aussie to keep the white and get rid of the chocolate.

�

Not only are you a Phoenix hater, you are a racist.

�


Notice how they come in segregated packs - all white or all chocolate.

Tsk tsk tsk. I wonder of the chocolate packs are loaded into the back of the truck.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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2ndBest wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Should start a poll EG. Best tim tams. White. Original. Dark.

And caramel


Oh, forgot about caramel, definitely caramel.

@MM, guessed it from your writing style, but did see the comment.
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Hard News wrote:
A racist Australian ?  Crikey, that's odd.
 
We're not racist! That's a vicious rumour spread by wogs and darkies!
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If they were a New Zealand biscuit you would have got packs with some of all types in them...

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Junior82 wrote:
Notice how they come in segregated packs - all white or all chocolate.

Tsk tsk tsk. I wonder of the chocolate packs are loaded into the back of the truck.
 
I bought some wine gums imported from South Africa after wandering down an international food aisle at Countdown many years ago. All the different colours were grouped together. Honest. Three raspberry next to three orange next to three pineapple...
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aitkenmike wrote:
2ndBest wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Should start a poll EG. Best tim tams. White. Original. Dark.

And caramel


Oh, forgot about caramel, definitely caramel.

@MM, guessed it from your writing style, but did see the comment.


Black Forest. Yum.
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Hard News wrote:
A racist Australian ?� Crikey, that's odd.


Explain?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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I think it's probably past the point of explaining to you lads that my issue isn't with the Phoenix or its support base, but with the FFA for persisting with the NZ experiment.

The short lived Tia Maria Tim Tams were the best.
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Hard News wrote:
If they were a New Zealand biscuit you would have got packs with some of all types in them...


Wait, are these honest Kiwi packs of coalface biscuits, or swish transplanted Australian biscuits imported by a shady Greek?

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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mlmorris wrote:
I think it's probably past the point of explaining to you lads that my issue isn't with the Phoenix or its support base, but with the FFA for persisting with the NZ experiment.[/QUOTE]

Yes, because you're wrong.

[QUOTE=mlmorris]The short lived Tia Maria Tim Tams were the best.


Don't think they ever came here.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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el grapadura wrote:
aitkenmike wrote:
2ndBest wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Should start a poll EG. Best tim tams. White. Original. Dark.

And caramel


Oh, forgot about caramel, definitely caramel.

@MM, guessed it from your writing style, but did see the comment.


Black Forest. Yum.



Three for me, and two for them.

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