Am I being silly? Weirded out by a male masseur?
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Ok, I have been bought a professional, (sports), massage as my upper back feels like a lump of concrete.
ForteanTimes2012-02-11 10:17:13
Ok, ok, I was bought up in the 70's so I'm a little old-fashioned about being touched by another bloke. I just can't imagine Richard Widmark or say John Thaw from the Sweeny being comfortable with it either.
I know these days I should be wearing eye-shadow and such like and wearing a man handbag, like some of the younger lads in the feverzone but I just can't.
Am I being silly or should I just insist on a fit chick with a nice pair of... hands?
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Weirded out like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvPqOGujXc
2ndBest2012-02-11 10:46:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvPqOGujXc
2ndBest2012-02-11 10:46:17
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Weirded out like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvPqOGujXc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXvPqOGujXc
haha!! how could I forget this!!! Cheers.
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Dude, you're a cyclist...thought you'd be into the male touch?
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Dude, you're a cyclist...thought you'd be into the male touch?
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
I am cyclist but I'm not a roadie, I don't dress in full lycra, I still tend to dress as a mountain biker really, so I don't shave my legs or listen to Johnny Mathis.
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Ok, I have been bought a professional, (sports),�massage as my upper back� feels like a lump of concrete.
I just can't imagine Richard Widmark or say John Thaw from the Sweeny being comfortable with it either.
I just can't.
Am I being silly or should I just�insist on a fit chick with a nice pair of... hands?
Perfectly understandable, I couldn't do it.
Imagine if you got a stiffy?!!??
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Check this out then. Even has a football mention.
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Dude, you're a cyclist...thought you'd be into the male touch?
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
Seriously though, we have massages at work, by a dude. All good. He has strong hands.
I am cyclist but I'm not a roadie, I don't dress in full lycra, I still tend to dress as a mountain biker really, so I don't shave my legs or listen to Johnny Mathis.
*lets pass through acceptability gate*
I like tautologies because I like them.
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It depends. Is he attractive?
Im sure that he is no happier about it than you are too.Stefan2012-02-13 08:31:52
Im sure that he is no happier about it than you are too.Stefan2012-02-13 08:31:52
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A male MASSUER !!!
Soon you will be shaving your legs and hitting the Erythropoieth or hGH
Sooner you get this month over the better
And get back to your roots the beer and the Terraces
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Real massage= happy ending.
thread over.
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Closest poll ever.
I almost put closet there for a sec. Freudian slip maybe?
ForteanTimes2012-02-13 18:29:47
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It's only gay if you rub the other guy back!
C-Diddy2012-02-14 08:00:52
C-Diddy2012-02-14 08:00:52
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Ok, I have been bought a professional, (sports),�massage as my upper back� feels like a lump of concrete.<div sab="876">�
who bought it for you?
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May I ask what therapist you are going to? I know a few from when I was studying (massage therapy as it happens. It may seem weird for you but obviously male massage therapists are (in general) stronger (though I def wouldn't discount women therapists). Be keen to know who it is.
As a side note, the Nix have a male massage therapist (as well as a female one)
As a side note, the Nix have a male massage therapist (as well as a female one)
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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Ok, I have been bought a professional, (sports), massage as my upper back feels like a lump of concrete.
depends on what you want as the outcome, a back that works wiothout pain, or a happy ending from a hot chick with weak hands? Get over ya'self not all male masseurs are checking you out.Ok, ok, I was bought up in the 70's so I'm a little old-fashioned about being touched by another bloke. I just can't imagine Richard Widmark or say John Thaw from the Sweeny being comfortable with it either.
I know these days I should be wearing eye-shadow and such like and wearing a man handbag, like some of the younger lads in the feverzone but I just can't.
Am I being silly or should I just insist on a fit chick with a nice pair of... hands?
Queenslander 3x a year.
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Semi-related can I just say that whoever chucked "I think it moved" under George Kostanzas Avatar is a comedy genius. It's always made me smile.
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Ok, I have been bought a professional, (sports), massage as my upper back feels like a lump of concrete.
depends on what you want as the outcome, a back that works wiothout pain, or a happy ending from a hot chick with weak hands? Get over ya'self not all male masseurs are checking you out.
Ok, ok, I was bought up in the 70's so I'm a little old-fashioned about being touched by another bloke. I just can't imagine Richard Widmark or say John Thaw from the Sweeny being comfortable with it either.
I know these days I should be wearing eye-shadow and such like and wearing a man handbag, like some of the younger lads in the feverzone but I just can't.
Am I being silly or should I just insist on a fit chick with a nice pair of... hands?
Lie back and think of England!
That said I guess I might be a bit "tense" in that situation too.
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Good lord no it shouldn't happen. The only reasonable time a man should touch your back is when you're challenging for a header and he's pushing you out of the way.
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As a side note, the Nix have a male massage therapist (as well as a female one)
the male would have to be a below-the-knees specialist and the chick everything-else specialist. That's the only way it's acceptable.Fuck this stupid game
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FT are you still alive after your massage experience? I'm gagging (erm?) to know who the therapist is/was.
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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FT are you still alive after your massage experience? I'm gagging (erm?) to know who the therapist is/was.
I've not been yet and the bloke is called Evan, I've had a nasty throat infection so be lying around not posting much or bloody cycling for that matter.
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