An e-mail sent to Me.

An e-mail sent to Me.

New Telephone Greeting :

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...?

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME   TO AUSTRALIA'

'Press '1' if you speak English.'

'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can

If you agree......keep it going

Not my usual area of humour - but read this one recently

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander."
 
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Australia!"

The person says, "I not Australian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Australia!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,  I am not Australian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Australian?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
 
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Australians?"

The African lady checks her watch and says...."Probably at work."

Your prejudice is showing. 

dairyflat2008-01-17 16:01:36

Can't you take a joke you politically correct greenie

That's classic, about to show my own un PC bias - same would happen here wouldn't it???

*ducks for cover*