Queenslander 3x a year.
Feel like a woman....
As a boat is about to sink, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces:
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks:
"Is there someone on this ship who is man enough to make me feel like a woman."
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says:
"Here, iron this!"
A POLISH carpenter has been handed a three-month sentence for voyeurism after spying on his housemates in the shower.
Grzegorz Zdyb, 34, of Rosemount Road, Acton, admitted a charge of voyeurism at Isleworth Crown Court today (Friday).
His housemates discovered a video camera he had set up in the shower of the house which linked to recording equipment in the loft.
Zdyb, who has lived in England for nine years, has already served the sentence on remand, but must also sign on the sex offenders register for the next seven years.
