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Cats or Dogs

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Cats and dogs being eaten by wolves, cougars and coyotes...

Does anyone see the irony in this?


but not quite as ironic as the amount of americans who get attacked/killed by their 'pet' big cats
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cats for me.
My ex wife made us get a cat so I only agreed on the condition that I got to name it. So my little female cat got christened Brocky. Yes, after the great man Peter Brock. She has a ton of character and I'd be lost without her.
 
Dogs are cool too but too much work to look after. Cats look after themselves.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Exactly. Dogs need to be bathed and walked and you need to clean up their sh*t too. Cats go on their own walks, wash themselves and can usually learn to bury their sh*t in the garden.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
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Buffon II wrote:
Exactly. Dogs need to be bathed and walked and you need to clean up their sh*t too. Cats go on their own walks, wash themselves and can usually learn to bury their sh*t in the garden.
Perfect pets for lazy fat bastards then.

Dogs ftw.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
Exactly. Dogs need to be bathed and walked and you need to clean up their sh*t too. Cats go on their own walks, wash themselves and can usually learn to bury their sh*t in the garden.
+1.
 
Cats don't try to f**k you when they get horny.  I remember playing cricket, 1 of the opposition brought his family (including their dog) to watch.  The kids were playing around, the dog got excited & tried to hump them .
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kiwi pie wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Exactly. Dogs need to be bathed and walked and you need to clean up their sh*t too. Cats go on their own walks, wash themselves and can usually learn to bury their sh*t in the garden.
 
Perfect pets for lazy fat bastards then.

Dogs ftw.
 
What I was thinking!
 
Main thing that annoys me about cats is that they run away and don't let you pet them.   Seem to be quite a few unfriendly cats out there.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Exactly. Dogs need to be bathed and walked and you need to clean up their sh*t too. Cats go on their own walks, wash themselves and can usually learn to bury their sh*t in the garden.
 
Perfect pets for lazy fat bastards then.

Dogs ftw.
 
What I was thinking!
 
Main thing that annoys me about cats is that they run away and don't let you pet them.   Seem to be quite a few unfriendly cats out there.


Yeah cause every dog is a saint

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

True, there are vicious dogs out there, which seem to be the ones that get the press. 

But there are also a lot of good ones, like the seeing eye dogs, rescue dogs. 
 
I do love dogs more but at the end of the day if a person likes either, he's already won points with me.  (especially dogs)
 
 
 
 
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Oceanic6 wrote:
 
Main thing that annoys me about cats is that they run away and don't let you pet them.   Seem to be quite a few unfriendly cats out there.


I don't let every guy who wants to pet me either so not sure what your point is lol
stealthkiwi2010-04-06 17:14:07
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Please do not pat the cougar. Biting may result (if that's what you want then carry on)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd happily eat either.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Here's one I saw a week ago:
Apparently cat owners like to be on top.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 
They are very cute. Love the male cat with beer and tv remote!
 
Don't forget though, women love men who have a dog.  Men with dogs are a woman magnet. How often have you seen a guy on the beach playing fetch with his dog and a girl will approach to chat to him about the dog! Next thing you know you've got a date.
 
That wouldn't happen with a cat.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:

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They are very cute. Love the male cat with beer and tv remote!

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That wouldn't happen with a cat.



Nah women love men with cats shows how sensitive they are. (bollocks of course I love cats, but if you'd listen to the wife I'm about as sensitive as a hedge strimmer).

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago


Eh, cats just seem boring. Dogs FTW
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Oceanic6 wrote:
 
Don't forget though, women love men who have a dog.  Men with dogs are a woman magnet. How often have you seen a guy on the beach playing fetch with his dog and a girl will approach to chat to him about the dog! Next thing you know you've got a date.
 
It's not that woman like the fact the guy has a dog its more that the dog is an opening much like how smokers can approach one another looking for a lighter whn really they jst fancy the other person
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hmmm... so being a non-pet owning, non child-owning, non-smoker... I'm pretty well screwed lol


Cue punologists :p
E + R + O

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SurgeQld wrote:
Hmmm... so being a non-pet owning, non child-owning, non-smoker... I'm pretty well screwed lol


Cue punologists :p
 
 
Not totally... there are a few of us out there who prefer the non child-owning. And some people make their own openings anyway
stealthkiwi2010-04-21 17:27:21
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