To obtain Planet status Pluto must satisfy the following:
Any stellar-orbital-object who ... [assumes] a new nationality and who has not played international asteroid baiting [in a match ... in an official competition of any category or any type of asteroid baiting for one Galactic Association] shall be eligible to be called a Planet only if it fulfills one of the following conditions:
(a) It was born in the solar system of the relevant Association;
(b) Its geological parent was born in the solar system of the relevant Association;
(c) Its geological grandparent was born in the solar system of the relevant Association;
(d) It has orbited continuously for at least five years after reaching the age of 18 in the solar system of the relevant Association.
How confusing.
More pertinently, Saturn will be having none of that. Saturn to hire Mai Chen.