OK I have a large Bike Wise cycling top to give away - It's to big for me and a few people I've tried to give it away to don't fit it either.
ForteanTimes2012-02-29 09:34:56
So if you fit the bill and can answer a few riddles then it's yours. The first to pm the right answers wins and we'll arrange a meet up. Possibly the match on Sunday where you can collect your prize. This is not a crappy t-shirt it is made of breathable material. So here goes.
As judge my word is final, blah, blah,blah.
To Win the Shirt be fat or tall
It's a cycling one and not football
Come Play my game and don't be a bore
Come try and solve, Fort's riddles of Four!
Here Goes:
Who am i?
I once was a dog but now I'm a lizard
With goal in sight I think I'm a wizard
My place in the team is playing up front
As Junior would say I'm just a big Twunt
What am I?
I once was grey but now I'm black
Play with me and watch Zombie's attack!
Who am I?
I left the Nix and was never forgiven
Where I play my football is my Dad's decision
Let's hope today I drink some Rum
Rather than being Kewell's bum Chum
Who am I?
When I talk of the man Sir Ricki of Herbert
My face it grimaces like swallowing sherbert
I live and post in the Sack Ricki Thread
I'm so depressing I might as well be dead
From Scotland I've come a miserable tool
I can't crack a smile even when the Nix rule!
Good Luck!
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Rory Fallon
The Black Caps strip
Marco Rojas
Steve-O
The Black Caps strip
Marco Rojas
Steve-O
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Rory Fallon
The Black Caps strip
Marco Rojas
Steve-O
The Black Caps strip
Marco Rojas
Steve-O
Lol 2 wrong. Good try though, are you fat or tall? Beacuse at this point you are in the lead.
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I'm not really either. I was just having a crack for the fun of it!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Ok so think again on 1 and 2 and I'll buy you a pint if you get them right.
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1 Kosta?
2 I got nothing
3 Rojas - that was easy
4 - steve-o,
not looking for the bike top but a pint would be great
theprof2012-03-02 13:56:35Queenslander 3x a year.
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Good answers but the two are still wrong not Kosta.
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1- Chris Greenacre (Tranmere Rovers)
2 - Playstation
3 - Marco Rojas
4 - steve-o
2 - Playstation
3 - Marco Rojas
4 - steve-o
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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3 right 
ForteanTimes2012-03-02 17:54:31
good call on tranmere/greenacre but, but would Junior ever call him a twunt?
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Grrr...its really bugging me
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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1- SBW
2 - Playstation
3 - Marco Rojas
4 - steve-o
3 - Marco Rojas
4 - steve-o
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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good call on tranmere/greenacre�but, but would Junior ever call him a twunt?
Absolutely NEVER!
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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I was thinking the lizard reference was to blue tongue stadium. But couldn't think of any player who could be called a Wizard (maybe that young chap).
Kewell was called the Wizard of Oz and I'd certainly call him a twunt.
Kewell was called the Wizard of Oz and I'd certainly call him a twunt.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Don't get hung up on wizard I had to make it rhyme with Lizard, lizard is a clue though.
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random guess- Bellamy?
definitely fits the last clue and has enough clubs to be a chameleon or whatever...
definitely fits the last clue and has enough clubs to be a chameleon or whatever...
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Maceo Rigters? The dog is Blackburn Rovers? And the lizard is the lizard formation Miron played?patrick4782012-03-03 09:11:08
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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Not a Prem or European footballer, the player was in the a league.
ForteanTimes2012-03-03 11:53:07
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Matt Simon
salty dog => Chunnam dragons?? and can sometimes be dislikable...though to be honest I don't mind him when he's playing other teams...
salty dog => Chunnam dragons?? and can sometimes be dislikable...though to be honest I don't mind him when he's playing other teams...
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I'm thinking Smeltz but not sure where the dog and lizard fit in.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Matt Simon
salty dog => Chunnam dragons?? and can sometimes be dislikable...though to be honest I don't mind him when he's playing other teams...
salty dog => Chunnam dragons?? and can sometimes be dislikable...though to be honest I don't mind him when he's playing other teams...
That's the one, right I reckon the folk who got playstation and Matt Simon are owed a pint or if not a big T-shirt.
right I reckon the folk who got playstation and Matt Simon are owed a pint or if not a big T-shirt.Matt Simon - was a salty dog now a dragon
Not liked so a twunt
I <3 Nix and MartinB I reckon solved the hardest riddles so win a pint or the very large t-shirt. If you don't want the t shirt then News will get it as I know he's a cyclist and what we call a Clydesdale in the cycling community. (not a derog term btw).
I''ll wear the Desert Storm for the game so come and find me. What do you guys want?
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I have no need for a cycling top.
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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yeh I'm an out of towner...but what with the hotel deals there has been talk about using airpoints perhaps for the last home game...
otherwise I'd take the occasional riddle from time to time instead...reminds me of when Piney did trivia competitions in the wayaback days... martinb2012-03-03 20:09:27
otherwise I'd take the occasional riddle from time to time instead...reminds me of when Piney did trivia competitions in the wayaback days... martinb2012-03-03 20:09:27
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Ok I might just do the riddle thing as I quite enjoyed it myself.
I <3 Nix Come and frind me at the BB and I'll buy you a drink.
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=) dusting off my tutu as we speak
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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I am sure there used to be a cyclists thread on here, where all the people who cycled to work occasionally would bitch about cars not respecting them, or whatever. Problem is, I cannot find it. So I am going to use this thread to say that 4 times in the last 6 weeks or so I have been crossing at the corner of Boulcott and Willis Streets in the morning, and had to step out of the way of a cyclist going through a red light. I hope all of these cunts get hit by a speeding steamroller.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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I am sure there used to be a cyclists thread on here, where all the people who cycled to work occasionally would bitch about cars not respecting them, or whatever. Problem is, I cannot find it. So I am going to use this thread to say that 4 times in the last 6 weeks or so I have been crossing at the corner of Boulcott and Willis Streets in the morning, and had to step out of the way of a cyclist going through a red light. I hope all of these cunts get hit by a speeding steamroller.
It's around and only a couple of months old I'll have a look and bump
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