Females

Does that mean we can trade sexploits?

No

so she's had more than one and going by your 'them' so have you - isn't that pot calling kettle black

slag is such a stupid word. it's not how many you sleep with that counts but how many you've turned down before picking the lucky

lol Buffy do you really want to make the poor married guys on this forum jealous... plus their wives wd disown them if they shared any so called sexploits

Yeah i guess that's why i got an emphatic no from HN haha

I had my time in the sun at highschool.

thats nice dear...

Distant memories i'll have you.

If we have any problems can we call them c**tcerns?

I like to watch...

I don't know. Do you have problems Stefan e.g. rising to the occasion?

otherwise known as dogging... I saw all your post in the cats and dogs thread but hadn't realised at the time you were speaking in code for those in the know

Nope.
I just need to get out more. Get me a nice girl.
Got a lot of love to give.Stefan2010-05-03 22:33:22

As the voice of reason I don't want to know the answer to that or get further info about any other YF members problems with his member

you were watching me, watching you?

Do go on...

Well i'm sure there's one out there for you.

Stefan. you need to harden up man!

Booo..

I just read back on some of these posts.
Laughed and when I sighed out, though.. We are a bunch of perves aren't we.

yeah right - I was thinking furry animals. I'm strictly a one on one girl. I knew a cpl who put on orgies in Whitby of all places and the thought of that type of thing makes my skin crawl

Surely an orgie is an awkward thing to be involved in.

Always was a bit wary of Whitby.

Why did the sexual deviant cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.


Junior822010-05-03 22:40:36

I didn't know you were from Seattle

they look cool and fun in that Tom Cruise movie where its all sleek sexy people in fetish gear but I'm fairly sure the reality wd be pale beer bellies and dimpled thighs and the thought always gives me the giggles

I heard people have a real ball of a time.

Canterbury... :)

Although, speaking of Seattle and sexploits, I watched a doco on the green river killer last night....

Middle aged couples... eugh.

What about the etiquette.
What happens when you finish before your partner? Do you go and find them?
Imagine that...

I just searched Orgy etiquette on google.
The first article is quite a laugh. Makes it sound posher than it would be.Stefan2010-05-03 22:47:10

Yeah. Mate of mine told me about them.
Junior822010-05-03 22:44:47

If there is one thing I've learnt from Porn it's that everyone finishes at exactly the same time.

A gentleman or lady always dresses for the occasion. The sex is casual, the attire is not.
Statistically speaking, a gentleman or lady will be repulsed by at least one orgy attendant. One simply politely declines any advances made by said attendant, and attempts to mask the disdain. One avoids using the word "gross" and phrases such as "Not if we were the last two people at the last sex party on earth" and "I don't do charity work."
A gentleman always secures permission before delivering the money shot.
A gentleman or lady who chooses to watch understands that it is not like watching porn, that there is a difference between benevolent voyeurism and lecherous ogling, and that cheerleading is gauche.
A gentleman or lady always asks before joining in (unless the house rules state otherwise). A gentleman especially understands that the two young ladies tonguing each other are not necessarily in need of his services.
A gentleman or lady does not hog the hottie.
A sense of humor complements the well-appointed orgy, but a gentleman or lady does not joke excessively or attempt to amuse fellow guests with such banal puns as "Come here often??
A gentleman or lady practices reciprocity and generosity of spirit and loin.
A gentleman or lady always practices safer sex.
A gentleman who is prone to "early arrival" rubs one out before leaving home.
A gentleman or lady understands that while traditional swingers often applaud orgasms, other people find clapping weird.
A gentleman or lady avoids play parties that are: advertised in the classifieds, have a Star Trek theme, will involve coworkers, do not conduct prescreening interviews, have more rules than a mattress tag, have no rules, or are taking place at Howard Johnson.
A gentleman or lady always sends the host a thank-you note.

Hmmm.. Surely this thread is doomed.

"A gentleman or lady does not hog the hottie" - That's right - I'm there for everyone.

I'm fairly sure News meant NO to all thing further sexual in this thread lol. and now with the idea of trekee swingers saying beam me up scotty in my head i'm gonna go sleep and pray i dont have nightmares

Its the off season. This will disappear into the background. Or get hidden for future reference for Smithy on the nights he fails to pull.

This is one of the threads of the year.

Didn't know rohypnol had this affect!

What made you think that it was just one substance?

This is great, my initial frustrations about women has warped into everyones sexual fantasies