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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why the f**k are they so bloody difficult, complicated and moody?


That is all
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I feel your pain.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
woman are mental!
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Torne.. Its a thread made for you!
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




ffs that is the worst advice I've heard. Who the hell wants to read about women? Don't bother talking to her either. Just nod and agree with whatever she is blathering on about whilst thinking about something completely unrelated and more interesting.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've even listened and I still suck arse (non-literally) with the women.

So you say in future don't listen?  I'll take that aboard.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




ffs that is the worst advice I've heard. Who the hell wants to read about women? Don't bother talking to her either. Just nod and agree with whatever she is blathering on about whilst thinking about something completely unrelated and more interesting.



This sounds like best advise.  I may just follow this in future.


I just get sick of 'your wrong, im right'.   'you did this wrong'.    'you never do anything right'.   and  the best one of all 'you do nothing good for me just bad stuff'  when really i run my ass off for her and do nearly everything in the relationship.


And then I try and respond and suddenly I'm not listebing, whatever lol


Sorry just needed to vent today haha, joys



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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




ffs that is the worst advice I've heard. Who the hell wants to read about women? Don't bother talking to her either. Just nod and agree with whatever she is blathering on about whilst thinking about something completely unrelated and more interesting.
This sounds like best advise.� I may just follow this in future. I just get sick of 'your wrong, im right'.�� 'you did this wrong'.    'you never do anything right'.�� and� the best one of all 'you do nothing good for me just bad stuff'� when really i run my ass off for her and do nearly everything in the relationship.And then I try and respond and suddenly I'm not listebing, whatever lolSorry just needed to vent today haha, joys



Gee thanks FT, didn't think my advice was that bad

Good luck Homer, just smile nod and agree with everything we say and you'll be fine


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




Who the hell wants to read about women?


Depends what kind of books they are.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I like 'em, personally.
 
They feel real nice.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Torne.. Its a thread made for you!


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




Who the hell wants to read about women?


Depends what kind of books they are.


Key word is "read". Magazines with pictures don't count
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Easy answer.


Turn gay

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Scottishbhoy wrote:
Easy answer.


Turn gay


Sometimes i honestly wish i was.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We're awesome.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




ffs that is the worst advice I've heard. Who the hell wants to read about women? Don't bother talking to her either. Just nod and agree with whatever she is blathering on about whilst thinking about something completely unrelated and more interesting.



This sounds like best advise.  I may just follow this in future.


I just get sick of 'your wrong, im right'.   'you did this wrong'.    'you never do anything right'.   and  the best one of all 'you do nothing good for me just bad stuff'  when really i run my ass off for her and do nearly everything in the relationship.


And then I try and respond and suddenly I'm not listebing, whatever lol


Sorry just needed to vent today haha, joys



If you don't get on, just dump her and find someone who is not annoying. It worked for me ...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
JanelleRT wrote:
We're awesome.


That's the problem sometimes.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
gosh, how many threads have been started with the subject of women??

we aren't that bad you know. Our hormones do crazy things to us..

May I suggest the library for books on understanding women. Or talking to her about what's going on




ffs that is the worst advice I've heard. Who the hell wants to read about women? Don't bother talking to her either. Just nod and agree with whatever she is blathering on about whilst thinking about something completely unrelated and more interesting.


Married much?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I rang the rape advice telephone line the other day - turns out it is only for victims.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I rang the rape advice telephone line the other day - turns out it is only for victims.


Frankie Mac channelling Frankie Boyle by the sounds of it!



When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mad.


All of them.
E + R + O

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My main gripe with women is that a lot of them are really shallow. Not interested in getting to know you unless you look like Dan Carter.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My main gripe with women is that a lot of them are really shallow. Not interested in getting to know you unless you look like Dan Carter.
 
I don't even know who Dan Carter is but are presuming he's prob some rugby player with a body - whoopdie doo. As someone who bodybuilt and knows loads of guys with great muscle it doesnt mean I wd have any interest what so ever in dating them. looks that appeal to one person vary with others. but yes there are shallow woman out there exactly the same way there are shallow guys out there who will only date the super slim
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My main gripe with women is that a lot of them are really shallow. Not interested in getting to know you unless you look like Dan Carter.
this is a bit harsh when the majority of the male half of our species would knob the ugliest chick in the world if she had a half decent set of hooters.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pulse?  Check
No male bits? Check
 
Well hello there...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
not to point out the obvious but the chick (wether ugly or not) with a pulse and zero man bits still needs to actually decide she wants to go there with you
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
not to point out the obvious but the chick (wether ugly or not) with a pulse and zero man bits still needs to actually decide she wants to go there with you


The point is that that's all a man needs to have a go....whether successful or not.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
not to point out the obvious but the chick (wether ugly or not) with a pulse and zero man bits still needs to actually decide she wants to go there with you


I disagree.

Unfortunetly the court don't
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol you guys are full of rubbish
 
I know loads of guys who are discearning about who they sleep with. Not all guys are slappers and if any of you have a brain you'll actually know sex is way better when there is mutual lust involved. course i cd be wrong and you guys prefer basic wham bam and grinding to passion filled entanglement where even just a glance frm the right person can set every fibre of your being on fire
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stealth, perhaps me and you could go outside for a minute and you could show me this passion filled entanglement.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stealth, perhaps me and you could go outside for a minute and you could show me this passion filled entanglement.
 
maybe get back to me when you've grown up and think more along the lines of an hour or more :P
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What can I say, I like to set personal bests.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
maybe you should be thinking more along the lines of Nine and a half weeks rather than World's Fastest Indian stealthkiwi2010-05-03 13:39:56
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
lol you guys are full of rubbish


It took you this long to figure that out?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
lol you guys are full of rubbish
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I know loads of guys who are discearning about who they sleep with. Not all guys are slappers and if any of you have a brain you'll actually know sex is way better when there is mutual lust involved. course i cd be wrong and you guys prefer basic wham bam and grinding to passion filled entanglement where even just a glance frm the right person can set every fibre of your being on fire

Im one of those guys.

I had the dilema the other week. I had the chance to go to a party who I knew was going to make a move. Unfortunately she has a rep for being a slag.

Poor girl doesn't know what she missed out on.
Some say I have the ability to make them taste colors. and see sound.
That its the best 6 hours of their lives..

Maybe someone should change the topic title to Sex..Stefan2010-05-03 22:15:47
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