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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
jealous?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
...or ashamed?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This thread is actually sitcky worthy
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Cosimo wrote:

Stefan wrote:
Now we just need to find a way to combine all four.

Old chicks suck in a KKK Orgie?

Done.
That would be El Grap's favourite movie ever


Someone needs to make this. Now.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Stefan, Hard News, Frankie Mac, Robb, some coconuts and margarine   


I was young and needed the money...
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Stefan gets hard watching the news in his coconut bra.
While Frankie sits on his mac substituting the margarine he robbed for lube.

f**k.. too many to fit into one.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
can't believe you guys left this thread along and i shd too but hey its about females and this cracked me up
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stealthkiwi wrote:
can't believe you guys left this thread along and i shd too but hey its about females and this cracked me up


 Which bit was funny?

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ForteanTimes wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
can't believe you guys left this thread along and i shd too but hey its about females and this cracked me up


 Which bit was funny?



Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
is that the best you can do Buffy
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Funny how it was FT who had a go yet you completely ignore him and focus on me. Obsessed much love?

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
in your dreams maybe... funny how FT made a passing comment but you had to jump on the band wagon with big red letters to get noticed
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& lol I was going to reply to FT but having never interacted with them I had no idea if he? just didn't get how annoying twitty girls are... but having def interacted with you i figured they are exactly the type you like to chase so u prob missed the humor of how funnily vapid they can be stealthkiwi2010-05-20 10:07:06
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stealthkiwi wrote:
& lol I was going to reply to FT but having never interacted with them I had no idea if he? just didn't get how annoying twitty girls are... but having def interacted with you i figured they are exactly the type you like to chase so u prob missed the humor of how funnily vapid they can be
 
This is all sounding too much coronation street for my liking.
 
FWIW, Females are a pain in the ass.
 
I'll leave you to Stefan describing his dream pornstar role.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffy and stealthkiwi
 

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
One of the things that bugs me about women is how they can laugh during a conversation amongst themselves, despite the total lack of anything funny being said. Also how they will wait till the ads are OVER before starting to talk to you. WTF is that all about?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
^ with the two posts above, I concur.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
with all the complaints about women on here, it's a surprise to me that you're not all gay
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:
with all the complaints about women on here, it's a surprise to me that you're not all gay


Most of us are
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Actually I'm guessing most of you or least the ones who go on about females are currently celibate and not getting any frm either sex

and lol Tegal wd prob be more accurate to say SK & Buffy pushing ea other out of a tree then trying to brain one another with logs - but in a good fun way
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
brumbys wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
& lol I was going to reply to FT but having never interacted with them I had no idea if he? just didn't get how annoying twitty girls are... but having def interacted with you i figured they are exactly the type you like to chase so u prob missed the humor of how funnily vapid they can be

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This is all sounding too much coronation street for my liking.

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FWIW, Females are a pain in the ass.

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I'll leave you to Stefan describing his dream pornstar role.


Ah yes, My dream role.
I would like to be the porn star whose face is never shown. Just his head. (Yeah? Get it?)
That way, Everything is given to me, and I don't have to do anything, perhaps hold the camera for certain POV shots.
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Stefan wrote:
brumbys wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
& lol I was going to reply to FT but having never interacted with them I had no idea if he? just didn't get how annoying twitty girls are... but having def interacted with you i figured they are exactly the type you like to chase so u prob missed the humor of how funnily vapid they can be

 

This is all sounding too much coronation street for my liking.

 

FWIW, Females are a pain in the ass.

 

I'll leave you to Stefan describing his dream pornstar role.


Ah yes, My dream role.
I would like to be the porn star whose face is never shown. Just his head. (Yeah? Get it?)
That way, Everything is given to me, and I don't have to do anything, perhaps hold the camera for certain POV shots.


Just whose head?
Cosimo2010-05-20 19:31:23
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Whoops. Mine.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No self respecting cameraman is gonna hand his baby over to the pornstar to hold so that it comes back smelling all funky
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
No self respecting cameraman is gonna hand his baby over to the pornstar to hold so that it comes back smelling all funky
Read this thread a little, then came back and read this... honestly WTF
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That makes things a lot easier then Stealth.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
& as you'll only eva be the only one in your movies i'm not sure why a POV is needed 

and Linds this thread degenerated into porn star fantasies weeks ago but seemed more humerous & pc (in its own way) than the serious bitching about females that was being done to start with
stealthkiwi2010-05-20 19:57:55
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stealthkiwi wrote:
No self respecting cameraman is gonna hand his baby over to the pornstar to hold so that it comes back smelling all funky


With Stefan's POV you're just gonna see a disappointed woman
Cosimo2010-05-20 20:34:07
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:


stealthkiwi wrote:
No self respecting cameraman is gonna hand his baby over to the pornstar to hold so that it comes back smelling all funky
With Stefan's POV you're just gonna see a disappointed woman


Disappointed that it too big for them to actually work with.

Snap.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Clearly I've not watched enough porn, as I've never seen a disappointed women in any.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
When you are a porn star, Your right to Judge someone goes out the window.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Cosimo wrote:


stealthkiwi wrote:
No self respecting cameraman is gonna hand his baby over to the pornstar to hold so that it comes back smelling all funky
With Stefan's POV you're just gonna see a disappointed woman


Disappointed that it too big for them to actually work with.



lol Stefan are you saying you have a really BIG POV?? as in your have huge big eyes like an owl
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan:


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stealthkiwi wrote:
Actually I'm guessing most of you or least the ones who go on about females are currently celibate and not getting any frm either sex

and lol Tegal wd prob be more accurate to say SK & Buffy pushing ea other out of a tree then trying to brain one another with logs - but in a good fun way
too much of a mouthful to put into tune

Allegedly

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