funniest thing youve done when you were drunk

funniest thing youve done when you were drunk

what is the funniest thing youve done when you were drunk?

where would i start..

usually on top then work your way round to the back

I played 7 a side drunk once. Let in a goal from halfway 

and a life lesson right there too

played drunken footy at a party and pulled out a bicycle kick. dumb enough and drunk enough to try it again

i watched a colleague spend half an hour beating a snake to death while drunk. he found it strange that he couldnt kill it. i was too busy pissing myself laughing to point out it was a piece of pvc pipe

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you all.

go on. it better be worth death mind you

managed to not trip on a stair that everyone else was tripping on...only to be undone by the level ground outside.

I had a dream once when I was drunk that I was shagging The Vicar of Dibley!

haha. i knew you had issues but i had no idea they were that serious

Lenny Henry would kick your arse.

pfffft... like you remember.

i think i vomited down a mates top once bearly remember leaning over undoing a button and litting rip

my arse is still sore

And my Labrador is still apologetic, geez, plan to get over it anytime soon?

I am blessed with a memory that fails me when I'm thoroughly intoxicated, but i have it on good authority that i once started choking on a chicken nugget, then stopped, saying i had swallowed it, only to sneeze most of it out half an hour later as it had been lodged in some random airway. By all accounts one of my female friends peed themselves a little they laughed so hard.

mmmmmmmmmmm some really unpleasant imgaes there lads, what would your mothers say?!?

Anyone tried fire soccer when pissed?

Fun, dangerous and great for a laugh.

I am not going to spill ANY of my drunken secrets here, too many and too bad...