Hilarious

Hilarious

Neighbouring properties and several police cars were damaged during Corey Delaney�s Saturday night party, with the bill estimated to be $20,000.

�There was malicious damage, there was also offensive behaviour and several other behaviours that went on,� Commissioner Christine Nixon said. �There were people urinating on neighbour�s lawns, all of those kinds of offences as well as the damage to my cars which was quite significant.�

�We are so embarrassed for our neighbourhood,� the teen�s father Steve Delaney said. �I can�t imagine what they went through. It�s just devastating.�

However the teen does not seem the slightest big fazed, even offering some advice for teenagers thinking about hosting a party when their parents are out of town.

�Get me to do it for you!� Corey said. �Best party ever so far � that�s what everyone has been saying.�

Run Kid Run2008-01-15 18:47:05

saw him on the news, some sort of dropkick, id imagine hes a tards fan

Better video here

might be too on topic for this thread  but Tony P's a Bombers fan

Oh, Essendon, is wonderful, oh Essendon is wonderful...err, maybe not.

If the moccason fits...

How do you know

Repin the YF glasses..

The party was no worse than a day at the tennis...

Why oh why is the press giving this kid the time of day, he's got his face all over the news, so now he's a super star! Lock him away, deprive him of all attention, then see what he does!

a good cupla punches in the mouth would sort him out in a hurry

He's getting job offers left, right and centre.

Can anyone explain why he is wearing a jacket with a furry hood and no shirt?

Can't tell whether it's hot or cold? All i could think of sorry.

LOLZ! He just got arrested!

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/party-boy-corey-arrested/2008/01/16/1200419849567.html

Police have taken party boy and global media "star" Corey Worthington into custody.

A police spokeswoman said the 16-year-old had been taken to the Narre Warren police station in Melbourne in relation to a wild party at his parents' house on Saturday night.

Up to 500 teenagers spilled on to the streets, damaging property and throwing projectiles at police cars. His parents were interstate at the time.

The latest development comes after Corey fled the studios of an FM station this morning during a sometimes hostile interview on live radio.

The teen bolted out of the studio and fled down a fire escape after Fox FM's radio host Matt Tilley tried to remove his plastic yellow sunglasses, which he had kept on throughout the interview.

He was chased by several camera operators and an anxious radio producer but disappeared.

He later returned to the studio and completed the on-air interview.

Before making his escape, he was asked if he had anything to say to his parents who might be listening.

"Sorry," he said.

Asked if he was planning to return to home, he said: "To get my clothes and stuff."

Asked if he ever wanted to go home again, he said: "I do sort of, but don't know right now."

Corey also said he had been approached by DJ Lako to run an underage club in Melbourne.

The hosts asked Corey if he was merely a brat who couldn't handle the truth, to which he replied, "Nuh."

Listeners who called the studio to speak to Corey were overwhelmingly hostile, with one woman telling him he had no respect for anyone else and a man calling him a "knob" and warning him to "watch out".

Corey, dressed in a white cap, fluoro yellow T-shirt and white high-top sneakers, appeared tense while being interviewed.

The out-of-control party and its aftermath have attracted media attention worldwide and drawn speculation that the teenager could earn big money by appearing on TV and promoting parties.

Victoria Police has threatened to bill the boy's family $20,000 in damages.
yomcat2008-01-16 15:04:10

http://www.slapcorey.com/

He admitted as much to me- Told me the oval ballwas his first love
was quite impressed i knew that Essendon were the bombers-

The Nix carry an AFL ball around with them when they train

BTW Corey would be a Western Bulldogs fan
they are the munter westies aren't they?

Actually, seeing as Narre Warren is South East, he's probably a Sainter...eew...

Erm Sorry Kiwi Pie- you probably know more about Aerial PingPong than i
just who ARE the bogan teams?

All of 'em have a bogan element, although nothing can top the South Australians for sheer bogan-ness. Port Adelaide kids are born with sh*t tattoos and mullets...