I signed Nicklas Bendtner up for Greenpeace today
Three for me, and two for them.
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Some bint comes and disrupts my sausage roll eating with this bloody Greenpeace bollocks so i decided to have a bit of fun. When she asked for my name i responded "Nicklas" then explained how to spell it, then last name "Bendtner" and yet again spelled it out for the lass, who had nice eyes and breasts.
Then came the faux pas, i did my signature but used my own, which are my initials (SL) in fancy signature like writing. She asked what 'SL' stood for and i quipped "Oh it means Svallargen, which roughly translates to little mouth, it's Danish". "Oh wow how cool haha" she said. Then she said, "See ya Nick". I felt so cool.
Then came the faux pas, i did my signature but used my own, which are my initials (SL) in fancy signature like writing. She asked what 'SL' stood for and i quipped "Oh it means Svallargen, which roughly translates to little mouth, it's Danish". "Oh wow how cool haha" she said. Then she said, "See ya Nick". I felt so cool.
Three for me, and two for them.
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you. are. the. man.
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Eh - too subtle for me
Needs to be more ovbious like - Amanda Huggenkiss
Needs to be more ovbious like - Amanda Huggenkiss
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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Alotta FaginaStefan2010-02-09 14:55:58
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on second thoughts i wont post that one. UberGunner2010-02-09 15:12:08
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And the forever classic..... Mike Hunt.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Hugh Giarse
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Or ringing up the zoo and asking for Mr Leon!
NO I didn't but was told about it!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Mr. Incredible rang 0800 Labor the other at the cricket.
"Hi is Phil there?"
"Uh, there is no Phil here"
"What? Im after Phil Goff, isn't this 0800 labor?"
"ah... click"
"Hi is Phil there?"
"Uh, there is no Phil here"
"What? Im after Phil Goff, isn't this 0800 labor?"
"ah... click"
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Mr. Incredible rang 0800 Labor the other at the cricket.
"Hi is Phil there?"
"Uh, there is no Phil here"
"What? Im after Phil Goff, isn't this 0800 labor?"
"ah... hang up"
"Hi is Phil there?"
"Uh, there is no Phil here"
"What? Im after Phil Goff, isn't this 0800 labor?"
"ah... hang up"
More like.
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And the forever classic..... Mike Hunt.
i know him
Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic
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You've brought the fantastic back to off-topic Buffy.
You know we belong together...
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Haha. There was actually two guys at my school last year called Hynie Rash and Eric Shin. No jokes. Was great value
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Haha. There was actually two guys at my school last year called Hynie Rash and Eric Shin. No jokes. Was great value
Well I can imagine their relative successes with the ladies/gels.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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You've brought the fantastic back to off-topic Buffy.
I am to please. The best thing is it was a true story. I was smiling all the way home about it. Then she texts me saying "Hi nick..blah blah" haha gotta love it aye.
f**k it was hot at pre-season training tonight aye. Bloody 'el i was sweating like nobody's business by the end, and i'm only a f**king keeper.
Three for me, and two for them.
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And the forever classic..... Mike Hunt.
i know him
Have you seen Mike Hunt? (Snigger)
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Phil McKracken used to knock about in Rotovegas
Salmon swim upstream
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I once worked with a Richard Pullar. He used a nickname not surprisingly.
"Phoenix till they lose"
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Haha. There was actually two guys at my school last year called Hynie Rash and Eric Shin. No jokes. Was great value
I went to intermediate with them.
And amazingly enough.. Eric used to be friends with a Richard Head.
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A greenpeace came up to me once,tried to talk to me. I ignored and walked straight past him. He mustve been sick of it by that point as next thing i heard him yell (in crowded street) a sarcastic "Have a nice day then prick" I turned and pulled middle finger,others laughed. Think i may have called him a hippy or something lame too...
Tegal2010-02-10 12:41:32Allegedly
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Ah like the ones who belong to some sort of buddhist church. They approach you all friendly asking how your day was,give you a book they say is free,then dont let you go until you give them money for it. One followed me all the way down the subway grabbing at my arm and not letting go,until i got my wallet out so she would piss off,went to give her a few dollars,she said "the books usually cost $50" i told her where to go when she started grabbing at it. Think i gave her $10-20 so she would go away in the end.
Was horrible 
why the cops dont clear them out of the city i will never know. I actually felt as though i was mugged (by a girl 
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Tegal2010-02-10 12:47:15 why the cops dont clear them out of the city i will never know. I actually felt as though i was mugged (by a girl )Allegedly
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why'd you take the book? just drop it on the ground and let her pick it up, would have saved you a tenner.
Queenslander 3x a year.
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And the forever classic..... Mike Hunt.
Don't forget his brother Urich Hunt
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