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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:
wow those are interesting baby stories, any ideas of what the conditions are actually called?
 


I think it's Intestinal atresia

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:

i had chickenpox last year
 
Cos,
 
If the pimples are only on your willie it's not chickenpox...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hah, well we have something in common then. Always makes my mum teary when she brings it up.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Blimmin Wellington pavements

I've just rolled my ankle (again - 2nd time in a month) walking down Featherston St of all places

A weekend on nurofen gel and the feet up for me

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smithy wrote:
Cosimo wrote:

i had chickenpox last year
 
Cos,
 
If the pimples are only on your willie it's not chickenpox...


whatya mean "only"?! that's like 25% of my surface area...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ginger_eejit wrote:
Blimmin Wellington pavements

I've just rolled my ankle (again - 2nd time in a month) walking down Featherston St of all places

A weekend on nurofen gel and the feet up for me
 
You sure you weren't drinking in the middle of the day and fell over your own feet? Featherston st is pretty flat!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
theprof wrote:
ginger_eejit wrote:
Blimmin Wellington pavements

I've just rolled my ankle (again - 2nd time in a month) walking down Featherston St of all places

A weekend on nurofen gel and the feet up for me
 
You sure you weren't drinking in the middle of the day and fell over your own feet? Featherston st is pretty flat!


If only! - Uneven pavement + not looking where I'm going = One bloody sore, and rapidly swelling ankle.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and a couple of dozen people telling thier work mates of some unco they just saw fall over
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I know how you feel Eejit! Wellingtons sucks, I have to walk so carefully down courtney place when it's raining. Wet bricks + me (/spastic) = danger to myself and others
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:
I know how you feel Eejit! Wellingtons sucks, I have to walk so carefully down courtney place when it's raining. Wet bricks + me (/spastic) = danger to myself and others
 
perhaps a better choice of shoe is in order!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah Smarah... mine was Aesophagael Artresia (you can correct the spelling lol) and have just been diagnosed with Brochiectasis and will probably be having a lobectomy... part of the reason I've come home, don't want some dodgy mickey mouse Aussie 'doctor' cutting me up, you've prob heard/read the stories lol 
E + R + O

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
theprof wrote:
smarah wrote:
I know how you feel Eejit! Wellingtons sucks, I have to walk so carefully down courtney place when it's raining. Wet bricks + me (/spastic) = danger to myself and others

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perhaps a better choice of shoe is in order!


Don't bag the shoes, it's the unconess...I ran with the bulls in Pamplona in jandals (although I wasn't supposed too) and had no problems whatsoever.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hope you didn't get gored anywhere sacred.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
Hope you didn't get gored anywhere sacred.


No, I didn't Buffy, but thanks for your concern.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kicked in the head when going down to the feet goalkeeping by first 11 assholes who think they're gods gift to football...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SurgeQld wrote:
Yeah Smarah... mine was Aesophagael Artresia (you can correct the spelling lol) and have just been diagnosed with Brochiectasis and will probably be having a lobectomy... part of the reason I've come home, don't want some dodgy mickey mouse Aussie 'doctor' cutting me up, you've prob heard/read the stories lol 
 
a lobectomy from which lung?  Can i watch the surgery? if not can you ask to keep the bit of lung for me to come and visit and inspect? I'll bring you get well nostalgia :) ...or take photos? (I wasn't gonna comment on the spelling but if you insist...)
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
(In my new normal and respectable font...)

My LL - and yeah you can watch, I doubt I'll no much about it anyway lol... have to get specialist notes, etc, back from over there first and dunno how long I'll be waitin for lol
E + R + O

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
awesome :D
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SurgeQld wrote:
(In my new normal and respectable font...)

My LL - and yeah you can watch, I doubt I'll no much about it anyway lol... have to get specialist notes, etc, back from over there first and dunno how long I'll be waitin for lol
 
nice work samarah and surge
 
 
i reckon this is the winner of this week's "most deviant post" award (cosimo will have to lift his game)
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SurgeQld wrote:
Yeah Smarah... mine was Aesophagael Artresia (you can correct the spelling lol) and have just been diagnosed with Brochiectasis and will probably be having a lobectomy... part of the reason I've come home, don't want some dodgy mickey mouse Aussie 'doctor' cutting me up, you've prob heard/read the stories lol�


From what I remember SQ the dodgy ones first come to NZ...you have been warned!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Too true...

But the ones that kill ppl go straight to Qld, and do not pass Go or collect $200... lol

The then sod off to the US and get well cushy numbers it seems.



E + R + O

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