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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

There are a lot of YF members that haven't posted anything. As 97% of posts on this forum are either bollocks, inane or retarded (especially mine), ya'll should start posting so we don't have to keep reading DLB's emo whinge fests.

Here are some questions to break the ice:

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

2) who is your favourite nix player:

3) boxers or briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

7) favourite TV show

8) favourite car:

these are my answers.

1 - Blackburn Rovers
2 - FELIPE! just kidding, um Durante
3 - boxers
4 - ancient Greece
5 - yet to ascertain
6 - Natalie
7 - either Simpsons or House
8 - Maserati Quattroporte Sport GT

Cosimo2008-03-29 22:24:21

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I've posted a fair amount already, but I'll bite to help get the ball rolling.

1. Does Team Wellington count? If not, I keep tabs on Everton, Hellas Verona and Wollongong (hometown team)
2. Tony Lochhead
3. Boxers
4. Spain in 1982.
5. All of the above
6. What choo talkin' bout, Cosimo?
7. Scrubs
8. The mighty MINI COOPER

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1. Dinamo Zagreb and Corinthians
2. Glenn Moss
3. Boxers
4. 10 years from now, see everything that's happened, and make a fortune on TAB.
5. I thought it was a pastry filled with bits of our national bird?
6. Undetermined.
7. Family Guy
8. Mazda MS-6 Efini

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1.Everton!
2. Daniel
3.Boxers
4. Go back andstop the knights happening and make the nix happen 2 years earlier

5. Girl- He went to St pats

6.... Jolie
7. Family guy
8. Dunochocnut2008-03-30 01:19:00

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

Arsenal

2) who is your favourite nix player:

Moss

3) boxers or briefs

Boxers

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

1600's, just out of curiosity

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

No idea

6) are you an anteater or a soldier boy?

What?

7) favourite TV show

Prison Break or The Simpsons

8) favourite car:

Renault 5 hands down.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yeah, WTF is an anteater or a soldier boy?

I won't answer until that is explained.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo2008-03-29 22:25:05

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) Would have to be the Radical Underwear Pirates.
2) Lochhead
3) Boxers
4) I actually do have a time machine, two in fact. But I would travel back to when ever 'text speak' was 'invented' and permanently damage the responsible persons.
5) Girl
6) I like shoot things.
7) House
8) The one that got snicked from meorilla2008-03-29 21:38:15

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

House

!

come on lurkers, once you pop you can't stop

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1. Leeds United and Olympique de Marseille
2. Lochy
3. Boxers
4. 1930's watch Bradman's phenomenal decade
5. Androgynous
6. Portman
7. Red Dwarf
8. Koenigsegg CCX
Critical_Lemon2008-03-29 22:57:56

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) Partick Thistle

2) Karl Dodd/Glen Moss

3) Boxers

4) 1960s

5) Both...!

6) What a f**king stupid question...

7) Green Wing/family Guy/Simpsons

8) 1963 Mini Cooper S (Used to own one)

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

well cosimo, you've lured all the usual suspects out

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

HULL CITY!

2) who is your favourite nix player:

My two favourites have gone Felipe and Rees so I'll go for Leilei Gao (because of the song!)

3) boxers or briefs

Briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

1966 Wembly

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

6) are you an anteater or a soldier boy?

7) favourite TV show

Match of the Day

8) favourite car:

Landrover

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

righto question number 6 has been changed to placate the more squeamish...

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You were expecting this...................

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: QPR

2) who is your favourite nix player: Patrick Argyemang for QPR, Plodder for the Nix

3) boxers or briefs: Briefs, keeps the meat and vege fresh.

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: 1600 in NZ, the fish would have been large and plentiful! the country an awesome site and Mt Tarawera impressive

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? Top fella

6) Natallie AND Angelina in a 3some with me!

7) favourite TV show: big League Soccer when it was on, Now it's Cops, American Chopper, Overhaulin', Deadliest Catch.

8) favourite car: My 1989 Toyota Corrolla

Lonegunmen2008-03-30 16:48:51

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

3) commando

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

3) boxers or briefs: Briefs, keeps the meat and vege fresh.

Way, way, WAY too much information LGM...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

righto question number 6 has been changed to placate the more squeamish...

brilliant

when offered the company of Angelina Jolie or Natalie Portman 20% of Phoenix fans prefer anteaters

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:Everton FC
2) who is your favourite nix player:Daniel
3) boxers or briefs Boxers
4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:somewhere around the dinosaur era
5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? he's a little tardy
6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?Natalie
7) favourite TV show Deadliest catch
8) favourite car:Holden Commodore
giddyup2008-03-30 09:28:02

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1 Pompey
2 Moss
3 Boxers
4 Mid 50's UK - When I would never have had it so good
5 He / She is not sure yet - waiting for hair to sprout
6 Portman
7 Dr Who
8 Anything that gets me from A to B in comfort

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

Glasgow Celtic Football Club

2) who is your favourite nix player:

Moss

3) boxers or briefs

Boxers

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

3120

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

Girl

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

Portmaan

7) favourite TV show

Prison Break and Hustle

8) favourite car:

Skoda

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

so many Everton supporters...go figure

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: Arsenal
2) who is your favourite nix player: Daniel
3) boxers or briefs: Briefs
4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: Wembley 1971
5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? Boy
6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie? Natalie. Jolie is so overated
7) favourite TV show: Soprano's and anything with Ricky Gervais in it
8) favourite car: Any HSV.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The implication that I'm a woman makes my man-gina quiver with rage!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

so ambiguous

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:
Chelsea

2) who is your favourite nix player:

3) boxers or briefs
ermmmm neither

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:
i wouldn't i like where i am

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?
who would know

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

7) favourite TV show
greys anatomy

8) favourite car:

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty victory:

EEEEEVEEEERRRRTOOOOONNNNN!!!!!

2) who is your favourite nix player:

I dunno...I'll say Daniel. Is he still in the side?

3) boxers or briefs

Briefs. My boys need tying down.

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

I'd back away slowly, for fear of killing my own great grand dad and ending up the uncle of my own mum's best mate or something.

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

I'm all man, baby.

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

For a shag only, or do I have to stick around for cuddles?

7) favourite TV show

The Simpsons circa 1991-97

8) favourite car:

Don't really care about cars...damn, maybe I AM a chick!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

All Whites, Ipswich Town

2) who is your favourite nix player:

Tricky, if you're in a Nix squad you are my hero (unless you are fat and rubbish)... Richard Johnson, Costa, or Plodder.

3) boxers or briefs

Briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

Last Saturday, with the Lotto and Powerball numbers

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

Neither, he's a Sasquatch.

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

Portman, but neither are really my type.

7) favourite TV show

My name is Earl

8) favourite car:

Peugeot 205 GTi, I miss my old one dearly...or... Alfa 8C CompetizioneHard News2008-03-30 20:51:26

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

Liverpool FC

2) who is your favourite nix player:

Dodd/Daniel

3) boxers or briefs

Boxers

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

Start of the 70's. Great music, free love and Liverpool were actually winning...

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

All Everton supporters are girls...

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?

Angie

7) favourite TV show

Lost

8) favourite car

Ford FPV GT-P

Milky Pisswit2008-03-30 21:07:51

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Milky Pisswit wrote:

1)
4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

Start of the 70's. Great music, free love and Liverpool were actually winning...

Clemence, lawler, lindsay, hughes, lloyd, smith, cormack, hieghway, callaghan, toshack, keegan

yep a good bunch! - i remember listening to the second leg of the uefa cup final on a (valve!!

) radio

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: West End AFC and Blackburn Rovers

2) who is your favourite nix player: Greg Draper

3) boxers or briefs: Boxers

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: 2010 WC

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? Boy
6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?No comment

7) favourite TV show: Family guy
8) favourite car: Noble M12 GT0

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

There's other teams out there? Not gonna win many fans here but like I really care. Chelsea

2) who is your favourite nix player:
Moss

3) boxers or briefs
what the hell kind of sport is briefs?

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:
The days of Geroge Best. One hell of a striker

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?
a very ambiguous topic

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?
Portman. The first chick since demi moore to look hot with a number 1

7) favourite TV show
Top Gear

8) favourite car:
Eleanor

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1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: Arsenal,
2) who is your favourite nix player: the Mighty Mossy
3) boxers or briefs Boxers
4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: Anytime in the future, pref when the Nix win the A-League
5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? caring???
6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie? Natalie,
7) favourite TV show Heroes
8) favourite car: 1998 Subaru WRX STi, or Ford Falcon XR6 (Turbo)

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

kiwi pie wrote:

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

I'd back away slowly, for fear of killing my own great grand dad and ending up the uncle of my own mum's best mate or something.

most people in aussie are the unlce of their own mums best mate, or the brother of their wife, so if that happened it wouldn't affect your social standing.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: West Ham, Go Ahead Eagles

2) who is your favourite nix player: Ferrante

3) boxers or briefs Briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: 10th May 1980, Wembley Stadium (you know Sir Trev doesn't get many with his head...)

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? man mountain

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie? Kylie (there is no other)

7) favourite TV show Kylie's advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nC4Mo_vEWY)

8) favourite car: Kitt

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

Arsenal

2) who is your favourite nix player: Tony Lochhead

3) boxers or briefs Briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: 1492 - Id sink Columbus and the world would be a better place.

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? Both

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie? Natalie
7) favourite TV show Family Guy, Grand Designs, House

8) favourite car:

Spyker C8 Laviolette

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1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: porto

2) who is your favourite nix player: felipe

3) boxers or briefs boxers

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: to the 80's

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie? adriana lima

7) favourite TV show magnum p.i., miami vice

8) favourite car: dolorian

rodfarva2008-03-31 10:29:12

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1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix: Liverpool and the Floppy Noodles

2) who is your favourite nix player: Daniel

3) boxers or briefs: Boxers with jeans, briefs with shorts

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel: 2018 to watch my son debut for the Phoenix

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl? Perhaps
6) Natalie Portman or Ange Jolie?Ange

7) favourite TV show: Try not to miss Prem League review

8) favourite car: Ford GT or anything Porsche

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

1) who is your favourite team not including the mighty nix:

Spam United

2) who is your favourite nix player:

Moss

3) boxers or briefs

Briefs

4) if you had a time machine, when in time would you travel:

The year 0

5) is Kiwi Pie a boy or a girl?

Both.

6) are you an anteater or a soldier boy?

I'm my own rapper.

7) favourite TV show

The Simpsons

8) favourite car:

Mclaren f1

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