Its Summer! - the Fever Cricket Thread.

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GOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE
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Piss Pot's got his 50, can we please send him the f**k off back to the pavilion now please?


"Sharing rewards the weak"- Steven Colbert

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Clarke'll do.

Oh f**k!!!

"Sharing rewards the weak"- Steven Colbert

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I hate ricky ponting. so so much.
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Downey26 wrote:
I hate ricky ponting. so so much.
This.

Must knock these two over early tomorrow.

Was fuming after the no ball Clarke wicket, massive hole in the wall from a medicine ball here now

Fuck this stupid game

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You just know OZ will power through tmr.  Tragic really.
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What i would give for an early wicket.
 
If Ponting breaks his drought and gets 100 i will be seriously pissed having to watch all the super slow mo replays of him celebrating.
 
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Downey26 wrote:
What i would give for an early wicket.
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If Ponting breaks his drought and gets 100 i will be seriously pissed having to watch all the super slow mo replays of him celebrating.

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Don't worry, we always have the Bupa Tracker to keep us amused.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Hahaha f**k off Ponting you c**t.
 
I know that sounds harsh but i really can't stand the guy.
 
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Dan gets Hussey, ball after Young dropped a gobber, get rid of him..... Two more wickets without a huge partnership and we could be alright
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Clarkies going to choke on the first ball after lunch.
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To be fair to Young that ball was doing all sorts of sh*t after it came off the bat and inside edges are a little more difficult to pick up.

Fuck this stupid game

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Our bowlers are looking f**kin wrecked at the moment

Fuck this stupid game

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Jesus that ball to the mush looked f**kin sore. Baz where he should be now

Fuck this stupid game

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And the collapse begins!
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All those f**kwits in the match thread taking delight at us getting spanked because it means they can watch the Phoenix live should f**k off. Fuking c**ts, every single one of them. I'm f**king angry right now, f**king f**king angry.

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bopman wrote:
All those f**kwits in the match thread taking delight at us getting spanked because it means they can watch the Phoenix live should f**k off. Fuking c**ts, every single one of them. I'm f**king angry right now, f**king f**king angry.




In full agreement bopman. Absolute wasters the lot of them.

Three for me, and two for them.

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I'm more controlled over my anger now, it's now more expected amusement, it just happens so often it just becomes a normal part of NZ cricket
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bopman wrote:
All those f**kwits in the match thread taking delight at us getting spanked because it means they can watch the Phoenix live should f**k off. Fuking c**ts, every single one of them. I'm f**king angry right now, f**king f**king angry.


f**king angry cause the hockey is rained off?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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What is it about the 3rd innings that we are especially bad at?

f**k IT VETORRI
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Yeah it's all Vettoris fault should be dropped immediately   the six batsman before him however you guys were awesome...  not
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Attention Black Caps - kill yourselves with chainsaws.
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N-Bomb wrote:
I'm more controlled over my anger now, it's now more expected amusement, it just happens so often it just becomes a normal part of NZ cricket
Yip. 
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What a f**king joke of a day. f**king disgraceful from us once again.
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FFS got back from work and saw the score . Lets hope Martin, Southee and Young can all get half centuries. Mycatiscold2011-12-04 15:55:16
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Wikipedia wrote:
The Black Cap is a gay pub in Camden Town, London known for its drag cabaret


If there's two words I associate with the Black Caps it's 'drag' and 'cabaret'.

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THe last two days have made me deeply ashamed to be a NZer.
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I've just got home.
What a joke.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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Pathetic and embarrassing.
 
To think I got all indignant at the absence of coverage of the NZ team in the Melb Age in the week prior to the test. Was just pages and pages on the Aussies, NZ basically ignored. Now I know why. What reporter would waste time writing about a bunch of gutless, witless, amatuerish losers like the Black Caps. Send them home.
 
 
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I try not to be overly critical of the team, as I think they often get a harder time than is ACTUALLY warranted, however this is just pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
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And a dropped catch.

That sums it all up.

Three for me, and two for them.

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was about to post that very thing buff.
 
nice catch there though
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Stevo wrote:
THe last two days have made me deeply ashamed to be a NZer.


That's way over the top.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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dropped catches just shouldn't happen. You should take your chances.

Catches win matches


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Another disappointment. Hope we can bounce back for the next test.
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Based on the last result im not sure why but i cant wait for the next test match to start. we may be utter rubbish but at least its test match cricket.

surely we cant do any worse?

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Surely one of out top 5 must make some runs sometime... I'd almost forgotten how depressing a black caps tour to Aus is. Now it's all coming back to me.
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el grapadura wrote:
I can see us getting a good first innings total, Aussies matching us or doing slightly better, followed by a complete collapse in our second innings followed by an easy Australia victory.
Ok. I knew I saw this somewhere.
Would be funny if it wasn't so sadly predictable.
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As a massive ND fan I'm doubly mad at the Black Caps, Arnel has been flown over for no reason, meaning while 3 one dayers are going on, we have 3 guys just sitting in aussie doing nothing. Seems pointless to me.
 
Can't see us making any changes to the team unfortunately
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Downey26 wrote:
Based on the last result im not sure why but i cant wait for the next test match to start. we may be utter rubbish but at least its test match cricket.surely we cant do any worse?


I still love test cricket.
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